Harm reduction candidate

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…-b-but we can move him left!

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Is there a list of people who said that? I want to bully them.

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He’s fighting fascism!

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“Hoo boy, this whole ‘genocide Joe’ thing is killing my poll numbers. I’ve got to do something about this!”

“Wow, are you really going to listen to the will of the People and start working toward a meaningful and just peace in Palestine?”

“What? No! I’m gonna get this shit done so quick that most Americans will forget all about it before they vote!”

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48 points

Genuine dark Brandon moment

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Which one of you summoned Dark Brandon into existence as a joke? Have you realized what you have done?

Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

Let this be a warning.

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Dear god, what have I done

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Do not tempt the dark entities, do not play with supernatural forces that you barely even understand, no matter how funny or bored you are or think it will somehow help your cause. Once you have invited them into the dimensions of our universe, they will refuse to leave and only the shedding of human blood can satisfy them.

Gee, I sure do wish that Donald Trump’s philosophy was on the more moderate side of the US political spectrum!

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be careful if you try to hex putin

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No more half measures, Walter?

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Genocide Joe moving heaven and earth for the settlers.

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Just die already you old piece of shit

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“but… what about me?”

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He is so fucked. He was only useful to Ukraine’s nazis so long as he was bringing western support. Now those same nazis have seen western support dry up in favour of giving that support to Israel. I’d bet good money on a “stabbed in the back by our Jewish leader” narrative taking serious root in Ukraine.

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I am convinced that in the future Zelensky steps into a time machine and returns to the past to live out his old age as Hide The Pain Harold

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meant to edit and not reply to myself but w/e

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