Conservatives: We are boycotting Froot Loops
Everyone else: Because they are unhealthy right?😀
Conservatives: 😐
Everyone else: Right? 😟
Honestly I was expecting it to be because they’re rainbow colored and thus turning the kids gay
The rainbow colored sugar milk that you end up with at the end of a bowl is concentrated gayness, and will make you 16-42% more gay.
How can they be unhealthy? They are called fruit loops and the loops are colored like fruit. That means the loops are fruit and fruit can’t be unhealthy.
I’m just waiting for a Republican to come out and just say, “reading is for liberals.” Because you know it’s coming.
I would say it’s one or two years away. Two more years and the first person in congress is called a faggot for reading
I think your instance censored the word “fa**ot”
Nothing showing removed on mine
They already are. What do you think their War On Education over the last 40 years is about. Dumb illiterate peasants believe whatever they’re told.
I strongly believe it.
Our customer service (CS) department has a HQ in a red state, they manage all the Customer Service nationwide. They report to my boss and have these “huddle” meetings where the CS managers (of which there are at least 30+ people) share ideas. Other department leads/managers can join. I used to sit in as a engineer manager, so I can under understand problems from customers. But now I sit in to eat popcorn.
The CS leads are definitely conservatives. And These huddles are full of really stupid takes.
One of the takes was where someone recommended training resources and another mockingly said, “Read a book? What do you think this is, a school?”
idiot corporate managers who insist on the word ‘huddle’ instead of ‘meeting’. Ugh.
Auch a cool thing to do by froot loops! Wouldn’t have heard of it without that boycott! Come on. Republicans, keep the Streisand effect going!
They’ve vowed to switch to their other favorite cereal, Racist Bran.
Kalcium is a building material for all them bones. Timmy, how many bones does your body have? 1488? You are right on the money, Timmy. There’s our special Key-KornflaKes cap with a skull for you. (Your friends gonna beat you to have it.) Now, don’t forget to salute the sun and Nestlé for all the sweet corn making you such a Kapable, Kareful Kid. Key-KornflaKes - the Key to the manhood°.
° Not recommended for females due to it’s hormonal content. Side effects include: baldness, frequent mood-swings, acute radiation poisoning.
Another conservative tantrum, yet somehow everyone else is a snowflake.
