Huh. I never really noticed they spelled it “Froot” before. Weird.
The TV commercial told me it was part of a balanced and healthy breakfast!
Wait until you realise that chocolatey creme likely contains no chocolate or cream.
American Froot Loops have such vibrant colors. Wtf.
“Froot loops were once part of a balanced breakfast”
Ummm… No. No, they never were.
Part of “a complete breakfast” and the commercial would show the bowl of cereal with like eggs and fruit and a ton of other shit. Like your 7 year old ordered room service at the Hilton before he’s late to Show and Tell.
Ironic as they’re packed into every box.
Conservatives: We are boycotting Froot Loops
Everyone else: Because they are unhealthy right?😀
Conservatives: 😐
Everyone else: Right? 😟
Honestly I was expecting it to be because they’re rainbow colored and thus turning the kids gay
The rainbow colored sugar milk that you end up with at the end of a bowl is concentrated gayness, and will make you 16-42% more gay.
How can they be unhealthy? They are called fruit loops and the loops are colored like fruit. That means the loops are fruit and fruit can’t be unhealthy.