22 points

Huh. I never really noticed they spelled it “Froot” before. Weird.

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15 points

What, did you think there was actual fruit in it?

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7 points

The TV commercial told me it was part of a balanced and healthy breakfast!

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4 points

In the 80s, according to the commercials, that was cereal, fruit, toast, juice and milk. What kid could have all that for breakfast unless servings were all doll-sized?

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4 points

Wait until you realise that chocolatey creme likely contains no chocolate or cream.

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4 points

Chocolatey creme?

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2 points

Why call it fruit if it doesn’t have it?

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15 points

American Froot Loops have such vibrant colors. Wtf.

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13 points

It’s all the forever chemicals we allow in our food probably.

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35 points

That is because the US does not have as strict regulations regarding food colorings. Colors that Europe ban are all good in the US.

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52 points

“Froot loops were once part of a balanced breakfast”

Ummm… No. No, they never were.

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23 points

A very small part. Like all the sugar you’d need for the day part.

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10 points

…if you were doing CrossFit for 12 hours.

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7 points

The day? More like the week.

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Part of “a complete breakfast” and the commercial would show the bowl of cereal with like eggs and fruit and a ton of other shit. Like your 7 year old ordered room service at the Hilton before he’s late to Show and Tell.

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4 points

Ironic as they’re packed into every box.

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Conservatives: We are boycotting Froot Loops

Everyone else: Because they are unhealthy right?😀

Conservatives: 😐

Everyone else: Right? 😟

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34 points

Damn cancel culture.

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84 points

Honestly I was expecting it to be because they’re rainbow colored and thus turning the kids gay

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The rainbow colored sugar milk that you end up with at the end of a bowl is concentrated gayness, and will make you 16-42% more gay.

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5 points

Aw YEAH I’m gonna chug that stuff >:3

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1 point

So gay and diabetic?

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16 points

How can they be unhealthy? They are called fruit loops and the loops are colored like fruit. That means the loops are fruit and fruit can’t be unhealthy.

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7 points

It also fulfills our “loop” food needs, like donuts or bagels!

Trust me. And I’m a Nutritionist (because anyone can call themselves that).

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1 point

They switched to mountain dew and a bag of Doritos long ago.

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Boycott PepsiCo!

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