10 points

I need to learn how to play dnd, this shit is gold!

I’d do it just for the memes, but i would probably enjoy it for myself aswell.

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I would recommend picking up a play podcast. Great way to get introduced.

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If you’re looking for a group online the lfg subreddit is the place to go. Most people there are very welcoming of new players, and you can catch on quick through play.

Sadly the LFG here on lemmy is lacking, I’ve been trying to get a group going for a while with no luck, so currently reddits the only real option for online dnd

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4 points

That’s the beauty of DND, you can play however makes you happy :)

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It’s honestly a lot of fun if you can get a good group together. The hardest part is scheduling.

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4 points

One of the worst parts of being an adult, synchroning schedules.

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4 points

In school you think trig is worthless and calculus is the big shit but in the real world it’s the other way around.

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Ok we need to have a word on what counts as real life

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And if it’s a real tree you are talking about then that counts as real life. But if it’s a tree in DnD i have something (arguably pedantic) to say

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7 points

I knew it! Feet are not real! Nobody is using such unit in real life!

(Sorry, not sorry 😛)

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I thought feet were an invented unit only used in DnD

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It’s a meta-unit invented for flavor to provide a reference to the normal size of cubic creatures.

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Dungeons and Dragons is non-euclidian. The length of the hypotenuse is equal to the longer of the two sides. Yes, it’s silly. But that’s RAW

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That’s only true for movement. For areas of effect, there are templates for each size for square grids that are roughly shaped like real circles.

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It’s also true for spells that target a creature

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Nah, what would be silly is using Manhattan distance

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You don’t need the Pythagorean theorem to know that the answer to this one is no. The range is 30 feet. They are more than 30 feet. The answer is no.

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But how tall is the target?

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