Unsurprisingly the Muskrat lied about everything else too
It’s more like $61k, but I’m honestly surprised he didn’t make it start at $69,420
I can imagine a couple guys in Tesla’s marketing department talking about it.
“Elon’s putting out a premium model at $69,420.”
“That sounds about right for his middle school mindset.”
“It has a WeedHolder and a SexButton among other features.”
“Really? Or did you make that up?”
“Yes.”
Sex mode would be what he calls the button that lays the seats all the way back.
A built in bong would rule. Just hope the low quality assurance didn’t miss it getting contaminated with exhaust.
That would be in keeping with all these HECKING EPIC features Teslas have: https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/modelx/en_us/GUID-79A49D40-A028-435B-A7F6-8E48846AB9E9.html
Check out this test crash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zg34aSkuuY
They only showed it at 35 mph because going at a real speed like 65+ will get this thing obliterated unlike most other cars that deal with physics and not just “ME HAVE STRONGEST TRUCK.” Crumple zones are for beta cuck soyboys.
“Because of the low center of gravity, this car won’t tip over!”
proceeds to show car nearly rolling over at 16mph
it reaches at least 40 degrees if not 45 degrees
this was probably the highest speed rollover test they could get that wouldn’t fail
suck it beta cuck soyboys, im gonna experience a rollover in the grocery store parking lot.
Also “if you get in a disagreement with another car, you win”
Literally admitting were just in an arms race of who can drive the vehicle that’s most dangerous to other people.
Even worse, wasn’t ’s original plan to not have airbags at all?
edit: I bet Elon’s asked why they don’t make the planes out of the same material as the black boxes.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
“Well, our market analysis returned: ‘lmfao, no one who spends more than a minute thinking about their purchases will buy this TRON looking truncated shit wedge’. So we decided to capitalize on their insights.”
Yeah but consider this: When you and your family die in an accident due to the lack of crumple zones, you can just use the intact cybertruck as a family coffin and save the cost of 4 seperate ones. The price makes total sense when you start thinking like a true businessman.
Do you have a source for this quote? It is elusive and funny. American engineering.
ahh but if the battery explodes on impact, you’ll also need to buy coffins
But when the fire department takes 5 hours to put the lithium fire out you get a free cremation
