It’s easy, really. Just sleep in enough and start with lunch, at least that’s what I do whenever I can.
Each Embassy Suites location I’ve stayed at had an hour at night where drinks were cheaper at their bar if you’re staying there, and they had an amazing omelette bar in the morning complete with other options. Surprisingly it was one of the less expensive hotel options, too!
It is very common at the majority of hotels (in the US at least), that there is a daily free breakfast available to all guests in or near the lobby. It is buffet style and available within a time window that’s often on the earlier side. The quality varies some, but it’s normally on the cheap side. But for something that is included in the price of the room and gives you something warm and filling in the morning, it’s often good enough in my experience. Some that I’ve had were even notably good. Though there has been a couple hotels where the food was so limited in selection or poor enough in quality that I chose to go out for a hot breakfast instead.
I stg it used to be (probably around pre 2020) that even the shitty hole in the wall motels had like pretty comfy solid breakfast - bagged eggs (my guilty pleasure) and cool steampunk communal toasters and shit. now it’s like mini cereal boxes and maybe bagged muffins.
getting old is hell. everything gets worse and most people just try to ignore it
I was going to a Day’s Inn yearly for a river floating trip, and each year their breakfast got shittier and shittier.
They used to have a Texas shaped (self-serve) waffle maker, muffins, toast, juice, and jam. Now it’s single serving cereal boxes and room temperature OJ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I feel the breakfast buffet was another victim of covid. Hotels probably realized the cost to re-open the buffet wasn’t worth it.
Which is ridiculous. Why should people self serving themselves eggs and bacon and toast be cancelled due to the pandemic? They didn’t shut down hotels, and fomites weren’t a vector of infection.
Pasteurized frozen scrambled eggs that come in a flat bag the size of a sheet pan. They are thawed and cooked in the bag, then sliced out of the bag, given a few chops to break them up in the middle of the resulting cloud of egg scented steam, and then dumped onto a steam table.
I have the same question.
I searched real quick—it looks like you put eggs in a ziploc bag, optionally with veggies or other omelet ingredients. Close the bag and dip it in boiling water for a couple minutes. Then you end up with sometime like an omelet or scrambled eggs. Honestly I’ve never seen that at a hotel breakfast.
But I’d still like to know what OP means
They should have said “liquid eggs” because that’s really what they meant but food service packages are often in bags as opposed to the consumer style cartons.
They’re just hard boiled eggs that have been shelled and stuck into a little bag that’s then heat sealed. I assume they’re produced by the big food service distributors like Sysco. I find them pretty unappetizing.
Well, this raises more questions than answers.
I feel as if I am no closer to understanding bagged eggs than I was before.
Not quite. All the threads point to it being a mass-produced scrambled egg mixture that’s distributed in bags, which are cooked to completion at the restaurant. Otherwise, they’d need to dedicate people to cracking and beating eggs, especially in places where turnover is pretty high.
haha i mean like these sort of scrambled eggs: https://www.webstaurantstore.com/martins-quality-eggs-5-lb-frozen-boil-in-bag-scrambled-egg-mix-case/873331035.html
they have a particular flavor / consistency / vibe that i find comforting
Outside the US almost everywhere has a very good breakfast. Substantially better than the ones “nice” US hotels serve.
Hotels have gotten worse. I travel for work often and I can see it. Housekeeping every day isn’t a given anymore since Covid and the breakfasts have continued to decline. Pretty much all I will get at hotel breakfast these days is an apple and nuclear reactor temperature coffee.
Yeah,same for me. I avoid non-chain-operated hotels for that meanwhile - they are usually worse and often the owners are on such a high horse that they expect you to be thankful to spend your money there. With hotel chains you at least have a central customer support you can complain to.
Last highlight: Was in a mid-market private hotel (no chains around there) and on the first evening my toilet seat broke. I mean, yeah, I am a little bit overweight but not nearly enough for that being the cause normally, so very likely it was just wear. Happens, no biggie.
The reaction of the owner was the reason why I will never visit that establishment again - and neither will any of my staff: First they tried to ridicule me/accused me of intentionally vandalism, then they tried to make me put it through my insurance (won’t fly, they won’t pay a thing unless they can prove proper maintenance). And then she took 5 days to repair the bloody thing.
Saw her treat her staff incredibly bad as well…so…
Yeah, neither my staff nor me will come back. That makes them lose around 10k in income. But hey, it’s just “that remote working thing” and “everything getting more expensive”. Nope. It isn’t. It’s them.
Also the definition of breakfast is best applied to pets and small animals because the amount and quality of food given is not meant for a full grown human adult.
For the sake of your health I just need you to know, you don’t need to eat your entire body weight worth of food at every meal.
Lol … I guess everyone thinks I’m a 300 lb land whale.
I’ve traveled a lot over the past 20 years and stayed in lots of places of varying quality from the cheapest sleaziest highway motels, jungle huts in Thailand all the way to five star hotels in European cities.
The common thing I’ve encountered is American and Canadian hotels that consider breakfast is just a muffin or a piece of toast and some cheap coffee. I’ve stayed at three star and four star places that cheaped out on their breakfast to only serve prepackaged muffins and cheap disgusting coin operated machine made coffee. And on many occasions was told I was too late for breakfast as all the food was now gone, even though it was just muffins and coffee.
The best hotel breakfasts I’ve ever had were always in Europe where they have a tradition of serving great breakfast. Even cheap places to out of their way to give you at least good coffee.
So my complaint is North American Hotel breakfasts… and no I’m not a pig, at least not a 300 lb one.
“The best stuff” at a Continental breakfast anymore is prepackaged, unfortunately. The eggs are gross, the baked goods are stale, and it’s always disappointing. I barely even try it anymore and bring my own stuff rather than suffering through that crap.
It’s specifically timed: you get up and get dressed for the free breakfast, get back to your room and you’re like, “Well, I’m already up and dressed and everything, I might as well hit the road!” And you leave, conveniently leaving the room available for Housekeeping to clean for those early arrivals.
Amusement parks will do something similar: time a fireworks display in a central-ish area near the end of the night. Everyone comes to the fireworks, they end and everyone looks at tl the time and is like, “Well, there’s just enough time for one more ride / snack / set of games”, and then we’ll have to leave," ignoring the way you’ve been collected to a central(ish) location and primed to leave, making the job for closing security much easier.
A lot of it is also timed for workers. That’s why many places have later breakfast times on weekends.
Places like Disney do the opposite. Fireworks are late so people stay and spend more money on food, drinks, and extras.
Fireworks at most amusement parks, but especially Disney, just gather everyone outside of restaurants and gifts shops, so those can try to start closing up while the fireworks are happening. Fireworks end, everything is closed, everyone takes the hint to use the restroom one last time and GTFO.