164 points

It’s specifically timed: you get up and get dressed for the free breakfast, get back to your room and you’re like, “Well, I’m already up and dressed and everything, I might as well hit the road!” And you leave, conveniently leaving the room available for Housekeeping to clean for those early arrivals.

Amusement parks will do something similar: time a fireworks display in a central-ish area near the end of the night. Everyone comes to the fireworks, they end and everyone looks at tl the time and is like, “Well, there’s just enough time for one more ride / snack / set of games”, and then we’ll have to leave," ignoring the way you’ve been collected to a central(ish) location and primed to leave, making the job for closing security much easier.

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54 points

Places like Disney do the opposite. Fireworks are late so people stay and spend more money on food, drinks, and extras.

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19 points

I know when I was younger and went to Disney in Paris that they still had parades in the themed zones like an hour before closing. So I can believe that.

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9 points

Fireworks at most amusement parks, but especially Disney, just gather everyone outside of restaurants and gifts shops, so those can try to start closing up while the fireworks are happening. Fireworks end, everything is closed, everyone takes the hint to use the restroom one last time and GTFO.

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25 points

A lot of it is also timed for workers. That’s why many places have later breakfast times on weekends.

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12 points

It’s sad to say this, but I’m glad there’s the occasional point when our employing overlords’ incentives and the employees’ incentives are lined up

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24 points

Everyone comes to the fireworks

Everyone stays for the fireworks. People show up late just for the fireworks. It makes everything harder because of the crowds. Without fireworks people would slowly leave before closing which would be much easier on the staff.

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103 points

I stg it used to be (probably around pre 2020) that even the shitty hole in the wall motels had like pretty comfy solid breakfast - bagged eggs (my guilty pleasure) and cool steampunk communal toasters and shit. now it’s like mini cereal boxes and maybe bagged muffins.

getting old is hell. everything gets worse and most people just try to ignore it

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35 points

I was going to a Day’s Inn yearly for a river floating trip, and each year their breakfast got shittier and shittier.

They used to have a Texas shaped (self-serve) waffle maker, muffins, toast, juice, and jam. Now it’s single serving cereal boxes and room temperature OJ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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25 points

I feel the breakfast buffet was another victim of covid. Hotels probably realized the cost to re-open the buffet wasn’t worth it.

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3 points

Which is ridiculous. Why should people self serving themselves eggs and bacon and toast be cancelled due to the pandemic? They didn’t shut down hotels, and fomites weren’t a vector of infection.

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11 points

There was that whole thing where people weren’t comfortable with crowding into a single communal indoor space though. If no one gathers to eat the food, the food is a waste.

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10 points

You seem not to remember what 2020 was like, particularly March through the fall.

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20 points

What the hell are bagged eggs?

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15 points

Testicles come to mind, but are not the answer.

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5 points

Inquiring minds want to know.

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Pasteurized frozen scrambled eggs that come in a flat bag the size of a sheet pan. They are thawed and cooked in the bag, then sliced out of the bag, given a few chops to break them up in the middle of the resulting cloud of egg scented steam, and then dumped onto a steam table.

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1 point

Like this

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11 points

What are bagged eggs?

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9 points

haha i mean like these sort of scrambled eggs: https://www.webstaurantstore.com/martins-quality-eggs-5-lb-frozen-boil-in-bag-scrambled-egg-mix-case/873331035.html

they have a particular flavor / consistency / vibe that i find comforting

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5 points

Ok, who’s dad named that site, “Webstaurant” Store? Because I’d like to shake their hand, at least on the “Webstaurant” part

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7 points

They’re just hard boiled eggs that have been shelled and stuck into a little bag that’s then heat sealed. I assume they’re produced by the big food service distributors like Sysco. I find them pretty unappetizing.

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5 points

Well, this raises more questions than answers.

I feel as if I am no closer to understanding bagged eggs than I was before.

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1 point

Not quite. All the threads point to it being a mass-produced scrambled egg mixture that’s distributed in bags, which are cooked to completion at the restaurant. Otherwise, they’d need to dedicate people to cracking and beating eggs, especially in places where turnover is pretty high.

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I have the same question.

I searched real quick—it looks like you put eggs in a ziploc bag, optionally with veggies or other omelet ingredients. Close the bag and dip it in boiling water for a couple minutes. Then you end up with sometime like an omelet or scrambled eggs. Honestly I’ve never seen that at a hotel breakfast.

But I’d still like to know what OP means

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They should have said “liquid eggs” because that’s really what they meant but food service packages are often in bags as opposed to the consumer style cartons.

https://www.eggsolutions.com/foodservice/liquid-eggs/

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9 points

Hotels have gotten worse. I travel for work often and I can see it. Housekeeping every day isn’t a given anymore since Covid and the breakfasts have continued to decline. Pretty much all I will get at hotel breakfast these days is an apple and nuclear reactor temperature coffee.

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7 points

Yeah,same for me. I avoid non-chain-operated hotels for that meanwhile - they are usually worse and often the owners are on such a high horse that they expect you to be thankful to spend your money there. With hotel chains you at least have a central customer support you can complain to.

Last highlight: Was in a mid-market private hotel (no chains around there) and on the first evening my toilet seat broke. I mean, yeah, I am a little bit overweight but not nearly enough for that being the cause normally, so very likely it was just wear. Happens, no biggie.

The reaction of the owner was the reason why I will never visit that establishment again - and neither will any of my staff: First they tried to ridicule me/accused me of intentionally vandalism, then they tried to make me put it through my insurance (won’t fly, they won’t pay a thing unless they can prove proper maintenance). And then she took 5 days to repair the bloody thing.

Saw her treat her staff incredibly bad as well…so…

Yeah, neither my staff nor me will come back. That makes them lose around 10k in income. But hey, it’s just “that remote working thing” and “everything getting more expensive”. Nope. It isn’t. It’s them.

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5 points

I never wanted housekeeping every day anyway so it just means I don’t have to tell them to fuck off as often for me.

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What does a steampunk toaster look like?

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3 points

A 50s standard metal toaster with extra copper rods soldered on the outside.

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3 points

I’ve noticed the IHG family hotels (Holiday Inn) usually has a pretty well done breakfast, even at their budget Holiday Inn Express hotels

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2 points

Outside the US almost everywhere has a very good breakfast. Substantially better than the ones “nice” US hotels serve.

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4 points

I loved being a kid with the fam on holiday and getting the free continental breakfast if we stayed in a hotel.

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Hotel: Advertises full breakfast

Me:I’m so hungry, its great that I don’t have to cook

Breakfast: We have pre-made heat lamp eggs, Bacon and sausage are only served til 7am, the toaster doesn’t work at the moment, all the fruit was eaten but you can have all the cereal and shitty hotel muffins you want!

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24 points

Our coffee is set to violent diarrhea, for your enjoyment 🙂

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6 points

As someone who almost exclusively eats those shitty muffins: come on, at least they’re packaged on their own usually!

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3 points

The oddly shriveled sausage ain’t too bad.

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34 points

And you better be up at 6:30 to put your towel on a pool chair. We tell you not to do it but do nothing about it. Enjoy!

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28 points

Of course a German would post this.

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2 points

Why would you think I’m German?

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Because you’re using a German Lemmy server?

AND you’re complaining about putting towels on pool chairs early in the morning in order to reserve them for the whole day, which is a quintessentially German habit.

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4 points

I throw towels. I won’t tolerate that sort of silliness. You’re not here? I am.

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2 points

I’m too afraid of confrontation to do that. I wish I could though.

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26 points

My favourite one so far offered breakfast & brunch until 1pm.

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