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Everyone Witnessing Second Coming Just Going To Pretend They Already Knew Jesus Christ Had Crab Claws For Hands(www.theonion.com)

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CobblerScholar@lemmy.world
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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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…I have never seen a more perfect use of this

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Norgur@kbin.social
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I came here wishing for this to be here. Wasn’t disappointed!
Woowooowooowoooowooo

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CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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Carcinization strikes again

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MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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As the saying goes, “Jesus saves, but Evolution really just loves making new kinds of crabs.”

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