212Everyone Witnessing Second Coming Just Going To Pretend They Already Knew Jesus Christ Had Crab Claws For Hands(www.theonion.com)posted 1 year ago byThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websitein theonion@midwest.socialView comments8 commentssavehidereportSort:HotTopControversialNewOldYou are viewing a single thread.View all comments [ +- ]CobblerScholar@lemmy.world78 points1 year ago permalinksavereportreply[ +- ]The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP25 points1 year ago…I have never seen a more perfect use of this permalinksavereportparentreply[ +- ]Norgur@kbin.social12 points1 year agoI came here wishing for this to be here. Wasn’t disappointed! Woowooowooowoooowooo permalinksavereportparentreply