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Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP

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Nah I fucking look like that too mate

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Foreheads unite

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Tater salad is stored in the head

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More like fivehead amirite?

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It appears they’ve already united and amassed their forces on that poor woman’s face.

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Our forehead looks big because our head has to accommodate our huge brains.

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five head babyteeth

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Aim for the forehead OP

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Add some mustard and hard boiled egg… I’d shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.

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You guys make potato salad without hard boiled eggs, tatarka and pickled vegetables?

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The entirety of Germany: Am I a joke to you

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Yeah kinda

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… Hör her Du kleiner Scheißer

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Potato salad is our national dish for the Christmas.

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German style potato salad is very different from american potato salad

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Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands on it

Then we’re talking some of the best shit around

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Aber hallo, mein Zuhausi!

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Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)

With cut up boiled (in France I guess “hard” boiled, but just so that the yellow isn’t liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they’re too ‘strong’, use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon…).

Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you’ll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).

Pff, I’m just off the table and I’m thinking of the next meal already 😊

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I would not eat hers, but potato salad can be great. Gotta put lots of herbs and mustard and hardboiled eggs in there.

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What the fuck man

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I’d eat her

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I would not eat her ears

(is how I first read @Toneswirly@lemmy.world’s comment)

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That’s silly, how could they know if they can’t even see her ears?

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Mustard, yes!

I love some good mustard potato salad.

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But… I like potato salad.

*feels forehead

Nooooooooooooo!

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