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Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP

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Nah I fucking look like that too mate

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Our forehead looks big because our head has to accommodate our huge brains.

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five head babyteeth

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Foreheads unite

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Tater salad is stored in the head

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More like fivehead amirite?

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It appears they’ve already united and amassed their forces on that poor woman’s face.

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Add some mustard and hard boiled egg… I’d shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.

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You guys make potato salad without hard boiled eggs, tatarka and pickled vegetables?

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Aim for the forehead OP

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This is someone that thinks mayonnaise is too spicy and makes super bland ass potato salad that uses raisins for spice

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Ok, I think she’s pretty, but that hair is not helping her out because it’s too big in the back. My personal opinion is that I think she would be more attractive if she had a flatter hair style and used light-color eye make up. Maybe something with white or glitter would really bring out her eyes. Regardless, I think that she can do whatever makes her happy.

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I’m gonna keep eating potato salad and I hope she does too

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After seeing this post, I’m determined to more than double my potato salad consumption

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Most uncanny valley ever

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if mayonaise was a person

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