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I’ve seen places like this. You only notice them late at night when all the lights are off elsewhere. Operated infrequently cuz it’s just a family joint and they got other stuff to do. But you chance upon them at the right time and oh man is it worth it.

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“Restaurant in another world” anime be like

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“oh man I don’t wanna call the cops on this white boy… Honey he says he wants the menu. I dunno. Make him some noodles and some chicken. He doesn’t know I’m speaking English and not Cantonese, that’s how zooted he is.”

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Can you be that high? People do on other stuff on the regular. Didn’t they find Iron Man in some kids’ beds sleeping??

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I’d believe it. One time at a concert we all did acid and molly. At a certain point I needed to go down the stairs to another level, but as I attempted to go down, there was an usher telling me I couldn’t go downstairs. So I said “Oh, sorry, my bad” and walked away. A few minutes later, my friends come find me and walk me down that same staircase, and the usher said nothing, which I thought was odd.

It was later after sobering up that my friends told me that what actually happened was I had walked right up to the usher, stared intensely at them for a solid minute, before saying “Oh, sorry, my bad” and walking off.

Another time, I had a buddy get incredibly high and was trying to run to the police station up the street because we were “mind controlling him”, and then later that evening after calming him down, was watching porn and having conversations with the actors as if they were speaking directly to him. Not even masturbating, mind you, just watching porn to converse with them.

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

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If they were in Asia, this is normal. The best places pop up and before you get used to it, they are gone.

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What’s the reasoning for this? Are people setting up stalls to make ends meet temporarily or do they get shut down by someone?

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A variety of reasons. Some move around as different days brings different crowds. Some only open when they need money and take a break when they do not. Some go out of business as they were just not good at managing their operations yet their food was amazing. Some get sick. Some just move around the block as they were on someone’s turf. Sure there are other reasons but getting shutdown by the police seems to not really happen here much unless you are in front of a government building or a some wealthy property. Out side of that it is a free for all. At least here in Vietnam.

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They move around. Go where the money is. Not going to make any money depending on one high white kid at 2am.

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Op has a dream

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