Anon was in a private home and ate someone’s food
Drunk as fuck, someone took pity on him at the bar and gave OP some takeout.
It seems that the poster had broken into someone’s home and demanded dinner at 1am. Not so “whoa, dude” now, is it?
I’ve had this before, except I was drunk, and it was a kebab.
I really, really do not like kebabs… my friend convinced me to get one. This kebab was like it had been sent from the heavens, I was in shock, never had I experienced a kebab like this.
The next day, I messaged my friend asking where we had the kebab… neither of us could remember. I had a vague idea of what the door looked like, we searched every time we were in the city centre for many years, but in vain.
It was a dream all along
My theory is that OP died and went to hell and his eternal punishment was getting the best food ever and never being able to experience that again.
I have a place like this in my town. They know their food is bomb ass good and they still manage to be excited you’re there to eat even though the place is filthy
Honestly, the best Chinese food comes from places where you can see the whole kitchen, everything is a little covered in grease, and there are boxes of supplies in the hall. If the place is too clean and organized, the food is probably just ok. I found my first holy grail at my first real adult job and mourned it for years when I left and then about a year ago I found the second and I’m pretty sure I’m singlehandedly responsible for about half their business.
