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I don’t want to live anymore. This did it. Cya never, suckers

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Please don’t end everything, it’s not worth ending yourself over this weird nerd

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I am suicidal, but not for this lol. Thank you for your concern, but I’m not going anywhere. My wife and cats need a roof over their heads

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When you’ve played spore and then felt smart after

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They used to extract value from animals on industrial scales, like horses and stuff. They still do now of course but it’s very grisly (watch dominion) because it’s more about getting their flesh, skin, oil, etc.

Anyway, we used to use them in “jobs” but it turns out machinery and mechanization was way more profitable, dumbass.

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Ah, but what if we forced them to work for Uber before chopping them up?

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you are describing a horse cab

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“sorry George, you only have 4.5 stars on Uber. Drive to the monkey nugget factory for reassignment”

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