152 points

Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I’m too asexual to understand?

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120 points

Nah, you aren’t supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

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69 points

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

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81 points

No, it was just a dumb hoax.

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17 points

I don’t even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors…

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8 points

No.

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34 points

Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

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20 points

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

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48 points
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Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

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2 points

No, they’re mormons.

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18 points

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?

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4 points

No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

Edit: sorry wrong community.

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2 points

It doesn’t count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

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5 points

Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

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4 points

…they would still be moving around

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The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

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6 points

Ahhh, but then that’s someone else’s fault for jumping on the bed.

Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

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4 points

No, not really. The person is jumping on the bed to help them out with their weird little loophole, not because they’re into watching other people fuck.

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140 points

If ya gotta jump through these hilarious hoops to not feel bad about fucking, can we at least optimize?

Can’t you just soak and un-soak repeatedly? Is there a skill cool down that has to be respected to not make sky grandpa mad?

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22 points

sky gramps is into all of this already

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7 points

Even with a cooldown, there’s two people. Can at least hit a combo.

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6 points

There’s a 5 minute cool down period between each soak, unless you purchase the atheist pack in the store, which cuts the cool down, but you run through stamina quickly.

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Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.

Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won’t know you’re fucking!

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15 points

God knows but you technically didn’t break the rule

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13 points

Some real “I tied a string to my friend’s house so it’s technically one house and I didn’t travel there on the Sabbath” energy

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7 points

Where are these friends that would “move you inside a vagina god”?! 😱🔥❤️

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2 points

Damn you!

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2 points

I mean, God will forgive all sins if you pray sorry after. I think They are pretty gullible.

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99 points

Sounds like a threesome with extra steps

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78 points

Foursome (God watches)

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39 points

The lord is watching you sinners! (He didnt say stop)

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2 points

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7 points

The oldest cuckold. 🤢

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2 points

Extra jumps?

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*fewer

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87 points

As my Mormon friend said, God is like a T Rex, it can’t see you if you don’t move

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6 points

😂😂😂

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