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Actual Ex-Mormon who attended BYU here: Soaking was never a thing, I have only ever heard about it on the internet or literally in the context of Mormons laughing about non-Mormons believing in Mormons doing such things (yeah, they’re meta about it).

What is an actual thing is Mormons getting married super early (for a multitude of reasons, one being the horny). Easily over 70% of the students I knew were married by the time they were seniors in college.

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3 points

So the jump hump is real?

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53 points

Sorry to break it to you but I also attented BYU and soaking was totally a thing, we just never invited you.

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18 points

Someone, call the police! This was an absolute murder!

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11 points

It’s funny cause there are no real winners in all this.

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4 points

Good. Don’t ever invite me.

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10 points

I can’t confirm or deny your claims about soaking, because I never went to BYU.

However, I did live in a smallish town in Utah for a year, and I can confirm I saw more married and pregnant 18 year old teens in that one year than I’ve seen in the entire rest of my life.

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31 points

I’m a Mormon, and this just can’t be real. Sexual contact is sexual contact. How would people told to leave enough room for a Bible between them while dancing think that this would be okay?

I’m convinced this rumor exists just because people want it to be true.

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28 points

Tide pods

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I can’t speak for this particular practice, or for Mormons, but things like the poophole loophole and the clapper are definitely nonsense tricks to try and get one past an omniscient creator - to an outsider (in my case, one that lived in Provo for a short stint), it’s plausible.

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152 points

Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I’m too asexual to understand?

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120 points

Nah, you aren’t supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

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69 points

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

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81 points

No, it was just a dumb hoax.

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17 points

I don’t even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors…

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8 points

No.

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4 points

…they would still be moving around

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6 points

Ahhh, but then that’s someone else’s fault for jumping on the bed.

Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

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The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

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20 points

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

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Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

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2 points

No, they’re mormons.

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34 points

Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

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18 points

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?

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2 points

It doesn’t count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

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4 points

No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

Edit: sorry wrong community.

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5 points

Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

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4 points

No, not really. The person is jumping on the bed to help them out with their weird little loophole, not because they’re into watching other people fuck.

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21 points

It’s not actually a real thing. Maybe a couple (throuple?) horny Mormons did it, but its not like standard practice.

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I attended BYU-I in person for three years. There was a lot of dumb s### that happened there, but I can say with confidence this wasn’t one of them. To not be a buzzkill though, I’ll share an actual saying that people use around campus: “BYU I do.” Because like 80-90% of students there expect to be married by the time they graduate.

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Thanks for the insight - jump humping and soaking sound like the kind of bullshit my parents would believe because it was featured in some local news story.

Most “teen trends”, especially those related to sex, are just wildly blown out of proportion “stories” based on a couple of people trying something weird, someone else hearing about it, and now suddenly all the teens are doing it.

It reminds me of being in high school when my mom asked me if my girlfriend’s jelly bracelets were a sex thing because she heard about girls owing sex acts to guys who can break one.

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It’s a repression thing, they can’t face having sexual fantasies of their own so their mind tricks them into thinking they’re super interested in every news story about wild sex things - suddenly they’re up all night imagining wild and perverted things that are probably happening, but not because they like thinking about those things they reassure themselves, they’re a good moral person trying to protect civic morality…

Read interviews with satanic panic people, endless vivid details right out of an extreme romance novel. Tiktok human trafficking panic is another example, those videos with obviously made up warnings about sex rings and kidnapping methods - it’s all structured just like it’s porn equivalents.

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I never heard of the jelly bracelet thing, but now I’m thinking about how that sort of thing can be way stronger than it looks.

I have some TPU filament that’s stretchy enough to feel flimsy, but after I realized I somehow couldn’t snap it, it became kind of a strength challenge. The strongest guy I know couldn’t snap it, and he bent a 36" pipe wrench once. But then again, there weren’t sex acts on the line.

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Out of curiosity, did most of the people there actually follow the no sex rule? I know at some of the Christian colleges I’ve been to, there are lots of people who do have sex, they just have to be secretive enough about it. Of course, a good portion of kids at those colleges were just pressured to go there by their families, but aren’t that religious themselves. 🤷

I don’t know any Mormons, so idk if it’s remotely similar at a school like BYU.

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