74 points

As a french, I’m sick about pretty blond girls that ask about everything because they are blond girls… Yes you’re beautiful, no it’s not a pass you can use anytime.

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yeah but, like, would you share your joint with anyone? In my culture, if you’re with friends, you puff and pass. But i don’t think that applies to strangers walking up and asking you for a hit.

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As a Frenchman who’s really into live music I would, and I do! Yeah I know, COVID and shit but in the middle of a festival, having a blast and surrounded by like-minded people, if you ask nicely and I have some to spare I’ll give you a joint without thinking twice!

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15 points

If you are in the middle of the festival, the joint won’t transmit that much more Covid than just being together.

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Had one last pull a stranger walked up at a Rave wanting some so i blew down bis throat set and setting are important

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7 points

So you blew a stranger on a festival, got it.

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5 points

And friends are a maybe, like I’m more likely to just pull another out of my pocket for someone I’d call a friend and just say fuckit here have a full one bud.

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In Kentucky the stoner culture is that you don’t light up, unless you have enough to share. That’s the attitude I keep, so yeah, if a random stranger asks me for a hit, I’ll probably just give them the rest and roll a new one.

I live in California now, but I started weed in KY

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2 points

Yeah I’d rather just smoke, share and just let it be, that’s the whole point in my mind, its just weed and not really worth getting mad about

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68 points

Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there’s a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there’s a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:

  • How do French people kiss?

The guy got a little bit confused and says:

  • Trust me, you don’t want me to show you how the French kiss…

Not really related but I found it extremely funny.

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26 points

chicks

cheeks I hope?

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7 points

Haha true

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13 points

Which ones?

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3 points

It depends on how well you know the chicks.

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14 points

We in Chile we kiss only once. Right side of the face. The fist time I greeted a spanish woman I was confused as hell.

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9 points

This could be used as a pickup line or something lol

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7 points

In France, they kiss between one and four times depending on the region, it’s infuriating. I’ve just decided to not kiss any more. It’s a stupid tradition, and it’s a great way to catch colds anyway.

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4 points

Of course not, it’s a cultural means of sharing germs that quite literally saves everybody by helping share in the herd immunity.

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That was a thing before Covid. Nowadays, ehhh… it’s more of a Typhoid Mary thing.

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Come to the UK, we don’t do any of that shit here. In Yorkshire we just nod and say “Alreight?” or “How do?” and that’s it, job done.

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I’m french and the only 3-time country I know is Switzerland

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2 points

Dutch/I think some Belgians also do 3. I’m sure there’s some random place in France that would do that also.

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4 points

Somehow it’s always the romanians

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Every single European stereotype is true.

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Sounds like something a fat stupid American would say.

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26 points

I see what you did there, but fyi I’m from middle Europe

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6 points

Just a joke mate :) x

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There’s no such thing as Middle Europe. Oder river separates Western Europe from Eastern Europe. That’s it.

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17 points

fat stupid American

AKA an American.

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13 points

how many layers deep is this? the stereotypical european would say something like that. Or is that the joke and I’m just too simple to understand?

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Haha it’s absolutely the joke mate.

I, a European, objected to being stereotyped in any way so I proved the point by being oblivious to myself doing the exact same thing.

I don’t think all Americans are fat and stupid. Some are actually pretty thin as it goes…

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3 points

especially as you go more and more to the east

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2 points

It’s almost as if stereotypes are based on some truths… 😅

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2 points

Oh boy, you do not want to say that

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2 points

he did tho, and I agree

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2 points

No, most Lithuanians are not gangsters or hookers, we just exported those abroad.

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1 point

This gets bad quickly

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41 points

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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7 points

My brain changed the second word to Rammstein.

I’m just imagining Germans running around shouting “Du” at each other.

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13 points

Do

Do hats

Do hats fit

Do

Do hats

Do hats fit

Do

Do hats

Do hats fit

Do

Do hats

Do hats fit

Do

Do hats

Do hats fit

Do hats fit

Do hats fit my frog?

Do hats fit my frog?

Do hats fit my frog?

They do. His name is Zog!

I’ve been going to the store

How many hats should I buy for him?

Ahhhhhh, NINE!

Ahhhhhh, NINE!

I’ve been going to the store

How many hats should I buy for him?

Ahhhhhh, NINE!

Ahhhhhh, NINE!

Do-do-du-loot-doot-dinna-lunna-loot! Dinnuna-oota-loot!

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4 points

+1 für Kreativität

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+1

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40 points

What he was trying to politely say is “I’m not sharing my joint with vous

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