Rust: You declare the castle type as unsafe and then search for a crate with a rescue_princess function. You discover the princess you rescued is a femboy wolfkin named Pawws. You now have pubic lice and an inexplicable smug sense of superiority.
C# is about right. LINQ was meant to make things easier, or at least the code easier to read. Instead, you gain this addiction to seeing how much functional logic you can fit into one line of code (or a single multi-line query) while still remaining readable.
Here is the original comic, it’s got the word fuck in it! Direct link to higher-quality image.
Yeah. I thought we all agreed that we don’t fucking swear here. What the fuck…Shit. Darn-it. /s
Python:
from Rescues import Princess
Princess.rescue()
map(lambda princess: princess.rescue(), [castle.get_princess() for castle in castles])
Rust:
You crushed the princess under the weight of all the crates you imported
