18 points
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It’s easy! Just :!reboot!
6 points
6 points
Blazingly fast while doing it!
6 points
Everyone tells me they can’t exit vim, while I think “Why would you?”.
9 points
“I’ve been using vim for 15 years!.. Because I can’t figure out how to close it.”
2 points
You enter two Mortal Kombat fatalities.
