2 points
You enter two Mortal Kombat fatalities.
9 points
“I’ve been using vim for 15 years!.. Because I can’t figure out how to close it.”
6 points
Everyone tells me they can’t exit vim, while I think “Why would you?”.
3 points
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Shift+ZZ is :wq iirc (write and quit)
2 points
16 points
I usually edit the file I want then save it on an external drive and proceed to perform a clean install of the OS
6 points