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Rule 239: Never be afraid to mislabel a product.

“Full self driving”

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“Free speech”

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It’s amazing to realise Jeffrey Coombs played all those characters.

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I just wanted to add how I enjoy this community and all the witty banter. Thanks for boldly going where no meme or gif has gone before.

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Does this mean we only have five years for this mission?

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We have a continuing mission. None of that 5 year jazz. We also have jazz.

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They really missed an opportunity to say “to have been continued”.

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You know I hate to keep saying this bit it’s absolutely true, I would rather trust the ferrangi than American capitalists.

The ferrangi have a book of rules detailing the ways that they are allowed to rip you off, you can be well-versed in them and by doing so actually get a good deal from a ferangi.

A human capitalist is just going to take their ball and go home with the slightest push, and help yourself to whatever they can take from you, ethics be damned.

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Capitalists have a book they use too, and like the Ferengi, it has nothing to do with ethics. Unfortunately it has a lot more rules than the Ferengi book.

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One of my favourite lines in all of DS9 is when Rom and Quark are arguing about where they’ve crash landed.

Quark says something like, “maybe we’ve died and gone to [ferengi heaven]”.

Rom then says “or maybe we’ve gone to [Ferengi Hell]?”

Quark responds (and Armin absolutely crushed this line IMO): “The bar was turning a profit!”

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Come on’n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don’t break the weather control network.

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