Then you need to sort the children out.

You can also find me under the bed, with a dumbbell close by, if there’s children around

Hey, watch out for damp under there. Without proper airflow those sorts of beds can be a nightmare for trapping moisture when you sleep. Looks like the slats are a bit discoloured already, given enough time the mattress can go mouldy

Those eyes are gorgeous.

My cat demanded to be let outside once our first kid came home. He HATES our kids. Scared to death of them. He won’t come in the house if the kids are in here.