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“Bruh, can you tuck me in?” 😂

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Aye bruh, can I get a goodnight kiss?

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My daughter calls me Daddio.

It’s pretty fucking awesome.

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Sounds like she is one cool cat.

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It’s only cool if you look like that guy from the Iron Giant.

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Hopefully you’ve given her a proper hat and a pack of cigs because she’s so cool

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9 points

Slide me some skin daddio

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4 points

sus

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I like Pops

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My kids already call me bruh.

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bruh

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23 points

Alabama?

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7 points

Same

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My daughter hit me with “bro” tonight. She’s 8.

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16 points

Instantly grounded, no questions

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My son just turned 5 and calls me “bruh” when he’s playing Minecraft. Otherwise it’s papa the rest of the day.

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I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I’d probably immediately go soft

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I get soft even if it just pops up in a title when looking at porn. It’s just deeply off-putting.

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Just you wait until you meet people with mommy issues. THOSE you wanna avoid

Mostly because I’m my experience people with mommy issues tend to be male NEETs who are incapable of seeing any woman as just a friend. Usually incels too. I found them to be kind of abusive as people too and turn vindictive when you don’t feed into their fantasies. As a woman, it’s always the same old story when I encounter these men.

Meanwhile people with daddy issues usually have their shit together regardless of gender.

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I just feel bad. Those with daddy issues get way less hate than those with mommy issues.

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Yeah as someone who is into mom bods I hear enough horror stories to be very grateful I don’t have to deal with them

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My partner calls me daddy and she’s older yhan me, so… what does that make me???

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you’re the baby daddy.

I don’t judge, more power to you.

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I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me

I mean… it’s pretty common for people to call romantic partners “baby”, I don’t see how that’s different

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Yeah I think that’s a bit weird as well tbh

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8 points

I’ve been in this exact situation. Went soft immediately and we had to have a talk about it.

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I’m probably soft right now as I write this

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I’m soft but by the end of this sentence I’m hard. Now I’m soft again. Weird.

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3 points

Sounds lame as hell, it’s awesome

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You can do “Pa”. It’s objectively impossible to sexualize “Pa”. You could try, but it’d immediately nuke the mood from orbit.

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Ok papi

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Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.

You can totally sexualize “papi”. It’s hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they’re trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.

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“Yer squashin’ my smokes, Pa.”

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You sure about that pa? Ugh. I literally shuttered while typing this.

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Pa~ 🥰😉😩💦

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Bonus: you’ll sound like the kid from Outlaw Josey Wales. “I got the gold right here Pa. The gold me an’ Josey robbed from the bank, Pa.”

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Yes but but but pa pi

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