TIL Satan is a genie.

Also, in these games, the folks going for โ€œmore wishesโ€ are shooting low. The only wish you need, which also defeats the monkeyโ€™s paw, is โ€œgrant me omnipotence.โ€

But: this is Satan weโ€™re talking about. The Deciever, The Traitor. Not only is this a monkey-paw situation, but a Christian Satan is going to actively try to decieve you.

I donโ€™t think Iโ€™d even trust his answer about whether thereโ€™s a cost, so Iโ€™d pass on the winning lotto numbers, too.

Iโ€™d say, โ€œno thanksโ€ and immediately convert to Catholicism, start going to church, and lead a clean life from here on out. If the orthodox Jews are right, Iโ€™m fucked anyway since my mother isnโ€™t a Jew, so Christianity is the best bet.

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Omnipotence without knowing how to control it could very easily instantly annihilate you, whether physically or mentally through complete ego death.

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Omnipotence means you can do literally anything, and anything includes having perfect control of your powers without knowing how to use them. It also includes the ability to continue to interact and exist as an omnipotent being even if you were completely, utterly, 100% destroyed.

If you were omnipotent, you could just decide that every action you take will benefit you in some way and then, it doesnโ€™t matter what you do, youโ€™re doing the right thing. You could even just choose not to lose yourself in your newfound power.

You donโ€™t have to know how to do something to do it when youโ€™re omnipotent. You donโ€™t even have to know the option to do it exists to choose that option. Because omnipotence means the ability to do literally anything, even when it makes no logical sense.

Of course, none of this makes logical sense. It doesnโ€™t have to, because omnipotence isnโ€™t a scientific concept or anything. Itโ€™s a word we chose to define in a contradictory way. Itโ€™s like if we made a new word that means โ€œsomebody who can do things theyโ€™re completely incapable of doing.โ€ Not even really a paradox so much as a word whose definition makes no sense.

The weirdest part to me is that an omnipotent being must, by necessity, have the ability to create a being with powers exceeding omnipotence. Something more powerful than them. But they must also have the ability to overpower their creation, otherwise thereโ€™d be something they canโ€™t do, and they would therefore not be omnipotent. Thatโ€™s just a mindboggling thing to think about.

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This is the only true safe wish or questions. Nothing is pressing enough to ask just to get purposefully deceived and probably in such a way as to cause harm

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I thought if Judaism is correct gentiles can avoid Gehennom (purgatory) by following the 7 noahide laws?

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And here I thought the Jewish faith didnโ€™t have an afterlife?

So much conflicting information in this religion thing. I think Iโ€™ll just avoid it all together.

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Dunno. I havenโ€™t studied it; all my info comes from informal conversations with a jewish friend of mine, a long time ago. I could also be misremembering what he said.

Itโ€™s something I would look into, if faced with confirmation of a judao-christian afterlife, especially if I could concurrently cover multiple bases. Iโ€™d look at Islam, as well; could be theyโ€™re not mutually exclusive. I dread to think of how limited my diet would becomeโ€ฆ but faced with an ensured eternity in hell ยฏ\(ใƒ„)/ยฏ

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What is the simplest proof that P=NP?

Waht is the simplest complete unified model of physics?

How do I make you grant me unlimited wishes?

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Monkeyโ€™s paw moment: Simply wish for unlimited wishes

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Wish granted! Bam, you can now wish anything, as many times as you want, and it wonโ€™t be any different!

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Except you missed the point.

They asked for the instruction as their third wish. They donโ€™t have any wishes left to wish for more.

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Maybe add โ€œthat can be understood by most experts in the relevant field of study living todayโ€ to those questions, cause you might get something incomprehensible in the response.

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My first thought for the first one is that a malicious devil will just reply that n=1.

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โ€œSatan has stopped responding. Would you like to force close?โ€

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  1. Whatโ€™s the catch?

  2. So youโ€™ll just answer ANY three questions I have truthfully?

  3. Waitโ€ฆ Did those first two count?

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Are you the devil?

Really?

You?

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  1. What two questions could I ask you that would provide me with the best possible benefit in a way I would be happy with

  2. (And 3) those questions

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