121 points

If you let the radius be Z, then you can find the area of a pizza with a simple formula:

Pi * Z * Z = A

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19 points

I love this

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4 points

I wish I could award you with fake Internet points.

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118 points

I once taught private lessons in math on calculating the area of a circle and I wanted to show the students how much cheaper per area a larger pizza is. So we of course got the diameters of pizzas from their favorite restaurant and started calculating. Then we found out that the normal sized pizza was actually the cheapest per area. It wasn‘t quite what we expected, but a very good math lesson for the attendees nonetheless: The owner lost money, because they were bad at maths.

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51 points

You didn’t consider the crust ratio, did you?

The crust tends to be a consistent width, so it represents a greater portion of a smaller pizza, shrinking the bit most people are there for.

…but hey, if you love the crust just as much, more power to ya!

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Keeping the total pizza volume fixed, many smaller pizzas also means more boxes.

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1 point

I love having a ton of pizza boxes because it makes me feel like a ninja turtle

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4 points

That’s why you order thin crust and get those toppings out to the edge

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4 points

A thin crust pizza is just a small pizza stretched out to the size of a larger pizza … it’s paying for a large pizza while asking for a small pizza.

I tell this to my wife all the time but she still loves her thin crust pizza.

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17 points

I have an app for that, put the price and diameter of different pizzas and it says what’s the best one price wise.

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12 points

What’s the app?

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12 points

I think its the calculator app, with a bit of prompt engineering to get the needed results.

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7 points

Android Studio + a bit of math?

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2 points

Wolfram Alpha.

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6 points

Care to share with the class?

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14 points

Did you take into account that the crust takes away area from the “filling”? Because me and my husband also once did the math (not sure if we were frugal, bored or broke) and it all came down on whether you eat/enjoy the crust or not

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27 points

Crust is part of the pizza. That’s what dipping sauces are for.

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11 points

Where I live there is nothing like dipping sauces for pizza and thankfully so

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1 point

What a bonehead!

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26 points

But the 2 12” pizzas have more crust, so it depends what you prefer.

I’m wholly in the pizza centre and fuck the crust camp. But for those who like the crust…

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58 points

You’re meant to eat the crust, not fuck it, that might be where you’re going wrong

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9 points

You’re meant to eat the crust, not fuck it

Really? Guess now I know why everyone has been looking at me funny after the company pizza party 🤔

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2 points

Then why did they invent stuffed crust?

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1 point

I’m disgusted, have an up vote

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17 points

I mean I like crust but who’s out here looking for a higher crust ratio?

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5 points

Shit man, I’m a crust guy but hate paying more for less…
You sort of ruined my life now.

Merry x-mas you bastard

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24 points

On this episode of: The internet goes to primary school

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24 points

ok but that picture is clearly one 18" pizza vs two 18" pizzas that have been hit by a shrink ray, meaning the two on the right have twice as much nutrition as the one on the left.

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8 points

Ah but it’s mini-nutrition now, so you have to shrink yourself in order for your body to be able to process it

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1 point

Your math is wrong.

Each calorie on the shrunken pizza is only a half-calorie now.

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