Not the Onion’s best work, if I’m honest. Feels like C-grade Cracked.com material.
“No, the only Christmas movies are movies I SAY are Christmas movies!” ~ Dan Rice / Chat GPT
Imagine caring what other people consider a holiday movie? Dan sounds like a miserable person who will go through your movie collection and call them all horse shit and demand you and your group watch a 4 hour movie about a woman brushing a horse and proclaiming It to be true art.
I stopped reading at his banal prologue. Don’t invite Dan over for movie night, for he is armed with a Chat Bot and a thesaurus.
🤷♀️ I don’t enjoy traditional Christmas movies that much and I think it’s fun to do something different.
There are 8 billion of us, it’s pretty tough to say something original all the time.
“get a personality” and “that’s your whole personality” is just lazy writing. it’s a generic insult deployed against anyone who likes a thing that says nothing about the person or the thing. it’s the satire equivalent to “vegan bad”. why should I read an article written by someone who makes parroting bland criticisms from the internet their whole personality?
