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I watch Lord Of The Rings at Christmas.

  • it has elves

  • the fellowship set out from Rivendell on the 25th of December

  • Gandalf has a santa-like beard

I rest my case

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Don’t forget they all came out in December! That’s the only thing that matters.

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Aww never knew they were LGBT 🥰

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In a parallel universe multiplex somewhere, Christopher Lee smashed it as Krampus.

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I’m pretty sure that Krampus is actually based on his activities during the second world war.

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What bad little nazis got for Christmas.
And there ain’t no good little nazis.

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All of them were originally released around the holidays back in the early 00s as well, so there’s baked in Christmas association with those movies.

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Okay but why aren’t some of these Christmas season movies? I think narnia really isn’t that big of a stretch

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Snow ≠ Christmas

It was only wintery because of the witch. If anything, it’s Easter themed, since it’s literally a crucifixion allegory.

Edit: I’m a big dumb wrong person.

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Santa is literally in the book. He arms the children.

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@Zorque

@ZeroCool @qooqie @PapaStevesy the witch cursed Narnia so that it’s always winter and never Christmas.

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I remember that was in the movie too!

I need to rewatch those

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Fuck. I totally forgot about that, well noted. Also, congrats on writing one of my favorite sentences ever:

He (Santa) arms the children.

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What’s your case for Home Alone then?

That’s a Christmas movie to the core.

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Because its an article specifically meant to infuriate people who get into these kinds of discussions.

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Wait is anyone debating this?!

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Sorry, Onion, some of these literally have Christmas in their titles. That’s a stretch, even for you. XD

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The post is from hardtimes.net

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11 points

All my satire is onion and all my consoles are nintendo

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Yeah, but the community here is theonion. The comment applies the same for any of the satire sites.

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29 points

“If you _____ it means you have no personality” is played out

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Agreed. Saying everything isn’t a personality isn’t a personality either.

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I don’t think people who call others out are making it their personality.

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If you enjoy “if you _____ it means you have no personality” articles it means you have no personality.

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If you like Christmas and typical Christmas things you are an NPC without a soul.

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Only if you make it your entire personality.

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Unfortunately it’s not. People are so desperate to engage with others about pop culture and not have to face the horrible truth about the world we live in, that they really lean into stupid irrelevant debates about whether or not a movie is a Christmas movie.

It’s great that as Lemmy users, we’re above such trivial nonsense and would never waste multiple minutes debating with strangers about any of this piff.

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as lemmy users

🤮

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People say Die Hard is Christmas movie because people are so fucking tired of the same rehashed Christmas movies that get played in repeat every year. I like Elf but I’ve seen it enough.

Same with Christmas music. I’m tired of this boomer era shit starting in October.

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Violent Night is going to be a Christmas tradition of ours. I also checked out Fatman this year.

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My girlfriend said the same thing. Not a masterpiece but a fun lil movie to break the monotony of regular holiday movies.

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Just got that movie recently 🏴‍☠️ and you reminded me of it. Thanks stranger!

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Jingle All the Way is a better Christmas action movie that’s actually about Christmas.

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So my husband also loves this movie. I try every year to like it, but I simply cannot. I wonder if it’s one of those that you find and love as a kid or else it’s hard to get into, haha.

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I watched this again a few years ago, and Sinbad has some of the worst delivery of all time, even among people who flexed into an “acting” career. That’s to go among with Arnie’s “unique” delivery of predictable dialogues and bad puns.

Phil Hartman was hilarious, or course.

It’s a terrible movie.

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You have to buy into the premise of its fantastical, half real/half cartoon reality. If you’re watching it through a serious lens or even as a comedy that takes place in a real world Minneapolis, you’ll never be able to appreciate it.

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Ooooor when I was a kid I’d always put it on during christmas time because it was both A) Not claymation Rudolph again for the third time this month, and B) it DOES take place at a cristmas party so I could count it. Also Gremlins and Nightmare Before Christmas both got halloween time plays and christmas time plays, sue me.

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Fuck christmas I do my best to ignore it until some annoying person comes along and invites you to some Christmas markets or whatever.

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You sound miserable. I hope you find some happiness, somewhere.

May the gloom and funk you are currently experiencing fade away!

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Thanks for weighing on a list of Christmas movies, jackass.

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A tradition is anything that happened to a boomer twice.

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Muppet Christmas Carole never gets old.

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