Did you unwrap a present early? Maybe wrapped your lips around something else, instead? Share how you were naughty this week with your Lemmy friends :-)
I ran into an old FWB at the bar who was back in town just for last night. Ended up back at his hotel room where we took turns sucking each other for a while. He asked to top me and offered to eat my ass first. Naturally I agreed, and I was in heaven while he tongued me and then put his big cock in my ass. It’s the biggest I’ve ever had, and I had forgotten how good it is to feel completely full. He pulled out and came on my ass, and then sucked me off and swallowed.
I crashed with him for the night. We made out and jerked off together to some porn this morning and went our separate ways. He’s gonna be back in a few weeks and we’ll have more time together. Looking forward to it.
You sound like such a good bottom buddy. Did you expect to bottom for him that night? Were you hoping he would ask?
My apartment renovation might be done in about a week! Just one experience, but one worth turning into a long update here.
I went to my first ever sex party!
I’ve only even done 1/1 stuff up until this point, but I got invited to a local sex party. It was fun! I’m going to break it down by sections.
Location: At a huge suite at a nearby hotel. $20 cover. The host stocked chilled water, condoms, dental dams, lube packets, mints, blow pops. Poppers available for purchase. He told the telegram group how to walk into the hotel and avoid reception, and a secret knock for the door :-) Suite had a huge glass shower, a whirlpool, multiple rooms, sofas, chairs. The host put porn on the TV sometimes.
The group: 37 guys, with most arriving within the first hour. Very distributed in age, from 21 up to probably 60s?
The other action: Mostly older guys started anal and stuff before I even got there. A lot of oral and random anal. It was nice to see how one guy would ask another if he wanted to bottom, and to hear “yes, and condoms please” I liked how polite things were. Some guys enjoyed more random chilling in the whirlpool, too.
My action: I don’t really like guys that old, so once I started to feel warmed up, got involved in a few things
- Basically everyone wanted to suck my cock, and most of them did a good job!
- Making out with a sexy shaved otter while another guy is on his knees sucking both of us
- Topping a very slutty bottom bent over the bathtub
- Choking a slightly older guy calling me “daddy” while he beats off furiously and I push him against the wall
- Bringing a hung twink over to the bed so I could rim him while he sucks me
- Being sucked by another guy while I’m making out with the twink and a bear, at times with both simultaneously. I don’t know whose mouths, hands, and butts are going where. It was like everyone was on a mission to get me to orgasm! This was how I came the first time. By now the group had thinned down to about 10, mostly the younger guys.
- Relaxing and joking around when a new guy comes in late and I introduce him, and we make out, and the whole cycle starts all over again.
- Inviting the passionate hung twink to top me, and he does a great job. Hits all the right spots. Other guys are watching, some are touching us, some are encouraging us. Eventually he lies next to me and we make out and jack off and cum together that way. He shot so far it hit a guy two people over. The host later asked to be invited to the wedding lol.
My thoughts: It was really fun. Seeing that many other hard cocks in one place, I do see how mine is pretty nice, both in size and shape. I got to try a bunch of things I’ve wanted to try for a while. It lacked the intensity that I feel with a 1/1 encounter. It took me much longer to climax than normal, I think because it was such a new experience and I was a little bit on edge. I think I would go to another party like this, but probably try one in NYC next instead of Long Island. I am in touch with a few of my favorite guys via Telegram, Scruff, and/or Grindr, including: shaved otter, hung twink, and new guy (who it turns out is super kinky). Hung twink agrees that I get to top him next time ;-)
All in all I was there about 5 hours. Oh, and I got an ice cream bar on the way home :P I’m happy to take any questions or provide more specifics.
Petition to make @dazedandconfused our very own honourary Hugh Hefner
Homie gets more ass than a toilet seat I swear, goddamn! Sounds like you had A LOT of fun!!
Sounds like so much fun! I definitely have questions 🤭
Was it overwhelming having so many people suck your cock? How many times did you cum? Have you ever choked anyone before? Of all the things you haven’t tried before, what was your favourite? Do they host these parties often? Will you get together with your favourites together or one on one?
- I liked all of attention especially from the hotter guys and the better cocksuckers. Mmh the feeling of a warm mouth and tight lips devoted to my pleasure was great. The more the merrier, including when two guys were sucking me simultaneously.
- I came twice. They were both nice loads and did not go to waste. I had a third in me but it was past midnight and everyone was going home. Besides after three I might have fallen asleep right then and there lol.
- I’m continuing to explore my dominant side so being a focal point meant I could direct the action. Move a cock sucker from me to the guy I’m making out with. Either forcefully or usually just tapping his head and pointing.
- I’d never choked anyone before. Feeling his life in my grip, maintaining eye contact and having him beat off furiously was hot. I only wish I thought of something good to say in the moment.
- My favorite experience was just the casual sexuality of it all. I could top a guy for a bit then move on knowing we could both do other stuff with other guys and reconnect a little later. I’m not solely responsible for my partner’s pleasure for the night.
- My favorite act was rimming my hung twinky boy while he was sucking me and so many other hands and mouths were engaged with us. He’s really really good with his mouth and the extra stimulation made my favorite position feel even better.
- These parties are usually monthly.
- I’d like to get together with my favorites from time to time. I know the choking guy wants to meet up with me and the twinky guy and service us both. Who knows?
My lips wrapped around something. For some reason, deepthroating just settled in my mind this week. I’ve been planning for months to get a realistic sized human dildo with a suction cup, and finally got around to doing it. I was pleasantly surprised to get the 6" all the way in pretty swiftly. Technique will have to be worked on, but enthusiasm makes up for deficits, aye?
Then the next random thought drifted along: if I can take the realistic, what about something bigger? So I pulled out the ole bad dragon I have laying around (a medium chance, to clarify), and went a little bit farther than I normally do when playing with it orally. There’s definitely a little resistance as I get it into the pharynx, and I can control the gagging up to that point. I can’t get it much farther though. Angles and a little pushing and lots of spit don’t seem to overcome a barrier of some kind. I’m a little disappointed. I once was told by a dental surgeon that I had a narrow airway, so I wonder if I’ll ever be able to swallow the damn thing. I really, really want the visual and feel of my throat bulging, and I’ve only got my lips to the medial ring, so there are several more inches to go.
Sometimes all you need is a tasty dong, amirite?
Keep going with those toys, and you’ll be our human Kirby!
I don’t think I’ve quite got that sort of capacity. It would be a pretty good experience to try something interesting though. Kirby breathes fire if he eats fire… I wonder if I could convince someone to drizzle jalapeno juice on themselves. The burn in the mouth and throat from being face-fucked, with the usual fun? Are penises sensitive to capsaicin?
Are penises sensitive to capsaicin?
Hi, penis-haver here, I’m going to strongly recommend against fun that includes capsaicin. The head is pretty sensitive to it.
Hour. I have heard that with practice you can train to beat better oralist. Have you been making progress?
I ran into an old friend over the weekend while Christmas shopping. We ended up going down on each other, he came in my mouth. That was the first time I ever let a guy cum in my mouth. Now I have a new FWB! I wrote up the whole story on /c/stories_gonewild
/c/stories_gonewild
I just read it. What a hot story, I’m glad you have made a new FWB, and I hope we get to hear more as you get more chances to spend time with him :-)
Maybe I should write up some longer stories of my own adventures for that community. It’s been mostly MM these days though, and I don’t know if that’s of interest.
Coming up on 20 years since my wife and I met, which we celebrate as our anniversary. The last few years have been rough on our sex life, but she surprised me when she was pregnant and the hormones kicked in about 19 months ago. Since then I’ve been wanting to step it up.
Had a few drinks after she went to bed and decided to buy some Christmas presents for us. Ended up going a bit crazy especially with a 40% off sale somewhere and dropped almost $400. Got all kinds of things for her, me, and both of us.
Then I got motivated and invented a card game where each week will give us a specific direction, including some old favorites and some things we’ve only just started, like pegging. Had so much fun making it that I jacked off every day for a week. Can’t wait for Christmas so I can try out all the new toys!