Did you unwrap a present early? Maybe wrapped your lips around something else, instead? Share how you were naughty this week with your Lemmy friends :-)
Coming up on 20 years since my wife and I met, which we celebrate as our anniversary. The last few years have been rough on our sex life, but she surprised me when she was pregnant and the hormones kicked in about 19 months ago. Since then I’ve been wanting to step it up.
Had a few drinks after she went to bed and decided to buy some Christmas presents for us. Ended up going a bit crazy especially with a 40% off sale somewhere and dropped almost $400. Got all kinds of things for her, me, and both of us.
Then I got motivated and invented a card game where each week will give us a specific direction, including some old favorites and some things we’ve only just started, like pegging. Had so much fun making it that I jacked off every day for a week. Can’t wait for Christmas so I can try out all the new toys!
My wife has lost a lot of weight, about 60 pounds/27kg, and her clothes don’t fit anymore.
I’ve been having a great time finding things for her to wear. She is open to wearing most anything, and it’s like having a full-size doll to dress.
I’ve always liked thigh high stockings and socks, and I’ve bought her a few sets that look amazing on her. Which led to me getting her a garter belt. And some lacy nightgowns. And more thigh highs. The question I have for myself now is… do I buy her a collar?
The one really naughty thing we did this week was a little CNC. This is hard for me to do, I’m not comfortable forcing myself on anyone, but I’ve been trying to provide. Yesterday afternoon when I got home I texted her the safe word, and then burst into the house and dragged her to bed. She giggled and squealed like someone who is on a roller coaster so I think I have done it right.
Yeah I feel you about the CNC thing. Maybe if a regular partner of mine wanted too could do it, but I think for me I definitely can’t do it with a relative stranger. Did you get an extra thrill out of it, or was it more reflected pleasure from your wife?
I haven’t been on here for quite some time. In short - I was made redundant at my job and was very quickly shitting myself (I literally got myself a house a month ago and I’ve got myself a mortgage) and going job-hunting. I had an interview last week, so I’m hoping that has gone well and I get an offer soon.
So up until now, no naughty fun. In fact, quite the opposite.
On Sunday I went out on a date with a lady I met off Hinge. We seemed to have conversational chatter with our voice notes, so I figured it would be good to meet her in person.
She was quite shy and didn’t really do much talking (I’m sure I chatted both our ears off) outside of other opportune moments where she seemed really excited. She also told me (both on the date and in voicenotes up to the date) that it takes her a long time to warm up to people. For reference, she is divorced and her ex basically emotionally abused her as well as quite literally had an affair for half their marriage as well as had a kid with another woman while forcing my date to be on the pill (at the time she really wanted kids). So yeah, scumbag and I’m not surprised she was shy.
HOWEVER! She has agreed to another date with some Egyptian VR thing as the date in the new year, and we’ve even agreed to try and meet up before the new year as a dinner date. So that was really nice!
The one thing I am kicking myself over is that I didn’t kiss her. Two reasons:
- She did say she took some time to warm up. She seemed to really like me, but I didn’t want to risk overstepping my boundaries.
- She was quite literally coughing throughout the date. She wasn’t feeling well, but still turned up (I mean, that’s got to count for brownie points, right?)
I do hope we get a date soon so I can get the opportunity to kiss her though. We seem to have so much in common and she’s just such a delight, not to mention she doesn’t deserve even half the shit she’s received with her shitty ex. It would be nice to see the relationship progress :)
♥️ It’s great to hear from you, man. You have a lot going on and I’ll I can really do is wish you luck on the job search and on restarting your dating journey. I think under the circumstances you were right to not go in for a kiss. At most a hug. In fact I’d consider asking for consent when you do try for a kiss. I’ve heard from a number of people that they think it’s really sexy to ask before kissing. Egyptian VR?
Thank you very much! And yes I did give her a hug.
So I spoke to a friend and she said being kissed without consent had an element of romantic spontaneity to it. But also, this woman does not have her shit together. I’m glad your said the consent thing because I was totally going to do the whole “please may I kiss you?” Thing and got she says yes.
So, Egyptian vr is apparently a tour around Egypt in vr like environment. Not sure if it involves a headset or not, but it should sound like fun! I’m up for it!
Welcome back! My fingers and toes are crossed for your job offer ☺️
I’m glad your date went so well! The Egyptian VR date sounds cool, you’ll have to tell us all about it. I hope you’re able to fit a dinner date in too 🙂
My lips wrapped around something. For some reason, deepthroating just settled in my mind this week. I’ve been planning for months to get a realistic sized human dildo with a suction cup, and finally got around to doing it. I was pleasantly surprised to get the 6" all the way in pretty swiftly. Technique will have to be worked on, but enthusiasm makes up for deficits, aye?
Then the next random thought drifted along: if I can take the realistic, what about something bigger? So I pulled out the ole bad dragon I have laying around (a medium chance, to clarify), and went a little bit farther than I normally do when playing with it orally. There’s definitely a little resistance as I get it into the pharynx, and I can control the gagging up to that point. I can’t get it much farther though. Angles and a little pushing and lots of spit don’t seem to overcome a barrier of some kind. I’m a little disappointed. I once was told by a dental surgeon that I had a narrow airway, so I wonder if I’ll ever be able to swallow the damn thing. I really, really want the visual and feel of my throat bulging, and I’ve only got my lips to the medial ring, so there are several more inches to go.
Sometimes all you need is a tasty dong, amirite?
Keep going with those toys, and you’ll be our human Kirby!
I don’t think I’ve quite got that sort of capacity. It would be a pretty good experience to try something interesting though. Kirby breathes fire if he eats fire… I wonder if I could convince someone to drizzle jalapeno juice on themselves. The burn in the mouth and throat from being face-fucked, with the usual fun? Are penises sensitive to capsaicin?
Are penises sensitive to capsaicin?
Hi, penis-haver here, I’m going to strongly recommend against fun that includes capsaicin. The head is pretty sensitive to it.
Hour. I have heard that with practice you can train to beat better oralist. Have you been making progress?
I ran into an old friend over the weekend while Christmas shopping. We ended up going down on each other, he came in my mouth. That was the first time I ever let a guy cum in my mouth. Now I have a new FWB! I wrote up the whole story on /c/stories_gonewild
/c/stories_gonewild
I just read it. What a hot story, I’m glad you have made a new FWB, and I hope we get to hear more as you get more chances to spend time with him :-)
Maybe I should write up some longer stories of my own adventures for that community. It’s been mostly MM these days though, and I don’t know if that’s of interest.