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And the British version will be able to make tea much easier.

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When this tank gets hit by a shell:

Why is there smoke coming out of your tank, Seymour?

Oh ho, no! That isn’t smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the steamed tanks we’re having! Mmm, steamed tanks!

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Wait, so a shell hits a tank and it superheats the air inside? Is that real?

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Only if you’re trying to prepare an unforgettable luncheon and are within view of the Aurora Borealis. /ncd

The water would heat up and boil slowly and eventually if there was a fire occuring on the outside of the tank.

If it is hit in an area which causes the tank’s armaments to explode into the crew cabin then yes you would have a Russian Instant Pot…

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I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.

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I wanna be an ARMDIVARMDIV!

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Maybe it’s a navy tank?

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SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.

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Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.

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Water doesn’t compress. The tank operators don’t need their internal organs, right?

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Functional internal organs? What kind of credible defense bullshit is that? GTFO

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine

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Let’s not get bogged down in details, alright? We can work out the smaller kinks over time.

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Isn’t that good? It sounds like it’s creating a shield? I’m pretty sure I’m right, I say ship it.

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ship it.

Only if it deploys other tanks. Otherwise you’d boat it.

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Just leave the hatch open a little bit.

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Gotta keep it sealed though if you don’t want all those until-recently-internal organs to slosh out.

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Throw on a few water hammer arrestors from the hardware store, problem solved.

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One bullet hits the body and the crew goes deaf.

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Earplugs

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Do they make those for lungs?

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Lungplugs

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