35 points

That’s why I always carry two guns, if I make my point and then you pull your counterpoint, I still can make another point.

I feel dumber for typing that

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Open carry

Sorry I’m from a modern country. Is this like … eggs? Or beer or something?

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I hear carrying beer in public isn’t ok so it must be something more reasonable, like eggs, or handguns.

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15 points

Gun

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26 points

America nice. Gun culture bad. Jab good.

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12 points

He’s not wrong tho

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I live here, this place is a shit hole. If I wasnt in so much debt from school and medical, I’d save enough to scoot on out of this dumpster fire but NOOOO, our entire financial system is designed around making you loaded with debt so you can’t do anything but work and jerk off… I know man, I know. I shouldn’t have had a seizure in-between jobs so I didn’t have healthcare for 2 months. What the fuck was I thinking? Bye bye $20,000. Plus, the ambulance ride was $1800 to take me 20miles and I just didn’t pay it. My credit score was 805, guess what it is now with nothing but a single hit? Fuck this place. If you like it so much? It’s because you have Stochholm Syndrome or are too stupid to see how the rest of the 1st world lives. Oh and I can hear it now “but but but, what about how much better we are than all these smallers countries who are combined worth less than our yearly military budget!!! They are bad so we are real good! Huurrrr duuurrrrr.”

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One of my DnD members would come to my place open carrying. I asked him not to bring it with him in the future. He now Carrie’s a 12”+ knife with him to the table -.-

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17 points

Tell him to get fucked?

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1 point

Well, he has a gun. Doesn’t he…?

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Maybe you should figure out a safe place for him to stash his weapon while in your home, so you can relax when emotions flare during the game, and he can feel safe on the street.

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To add to this, I’d do a quick google search for free gun locks in your area. Some places give them away

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It’s not that I’m really that nervous about it. I just don’t see the need or justification. We’re literally doing one of the lowest-stakes activities one can do. It’s like those assholes the open-carry assault rifles on public street just to exercise the right. I hardly think he’ll do anything with it, but why have it to begin with?

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I was assuming he felt unsafe on the streets coming and leaving. I would worry about an accident where it falls or something. If he insists on wearing it in the room, it must be some kind of penis substitute for him.

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11 points

Can’t do that with guns in my country, but I figured I could improvise. I went to the local leather goods store and asked them for a banana holster. They told me to get out. 😕

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11 points


Just ask policía (source)

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I got a nice chuckle, thanks!

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You are welcome! Im happy to have a place to see and share shitty life ideas outside of reddit

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