55 points

[Distant sounds of megalovania get louder]

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18 points

Give me a game soundtrack that slaps harder, except maybe doom

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4 points

There’s that one song in The Witcher 3…

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3 points

Toby Fox contributed to Pokemon Scarlet / Violet’s soundtracks.

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3 points

“Megalovania but it’s every second beat” is the perfect midpoint of both.

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1 point

Risk of Rain 1/2

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141 points
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“such demonic images”

Lady it’s a skeleton wearing a hoodie, are all skeletons demonic to you?

Fundies are fucking weird.

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21 points

I’m pretty laid back about most things in life but I found I’m not interested in wearing skulls or decorating with them. Not sure where it came from but it’s just a weird quirk I decided to listen to.

I guess I figure there will be plenty of time later to be one.

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14 points

How do you feel about hoodies?

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66 points

Bro there is a skull inside you right now

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33 points

Maybe they have no skull and their head is just a boneless meat sack. 🤔🧐

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2 points

Are you not a baddie?

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11 points

Especially when their house is likely decorated with little figurines of an executed zombie.

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3 points

I’m a skeleton wearing skin…

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7 points

Was it a hacker skeleton in the hoodie?

(clickety-clack noises) “I’m in.”

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50 points

I don’t believe that was actually from a Christian parent. I salute whoever successfully trolled a news station.

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32 points

I envy your ignorance of Christian child rearing.

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10 points

My neighbours are Jeowa’s witnesses and they were not allowed to hang out with the other children when we brought Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

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4 points

Jeowa’s witnesses

Utini!

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3 points

When I was a kid, someone gave me a Transformers toy. After I came home with it, we destroyed it ritualistically to ensure that the demons within it would not plague our home.

Or, more simply: oh you sweet summer child.

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I know of an even more demonic creature

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