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Really? Y’all skip all that? Idk, I like a good buildup sometimes. And when it comes to XConfessions and other artsy porn, I watch the whole thing after the intro.

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29 points

Different strokes for different folks

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9 points

get it

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Gifs are for the destination, videos are for the journey.

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11 points

Buildup is key

(I rather skip the monotone scenes then miss the exciting plot)

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21 points

This is just training yourself to have awful sex.

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12 points

Solo sex is sex too.

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Even then it is better to build up arousal and excitement over time to reach higher peaks of ecstasy.

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7 points

When I first started masturbating I learned the start and stop method on the internet. Can’t imagine anything else.

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7 points

Not unless you are a nematode…

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What is that?

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11 points

thats crazy in my book. jerking off is just getting self satisfaction, no connection, no sensuality, I mean you’re alone with a screen.

actual sex is amazing, and I’m not apeing what my phone screen shows, I’m really drawing it out and enjoying every little nuance. most of the porn I’ve watched has next to nothing to do with what decent sex is actually like

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I didn’t day I was doing anything boss, this is a meme, and you have no idea what excites me, but it’s not just pounding away as such. I’m not trying to argue with you, I just felt you were implying you know who I am and what I do when you really don’t.

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Would be interested in going to an IMAX screening…

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I dunno people keep saying porn makes you have weird expectations from sex but I’ve never once met a person that wants sex exactly like it is in porn.

I mean I’m sure it happens but I don’t think it’s this epidemic people are making it out to be.

Also don’t watch mainstream porn, go for the homemade stuff, it tends to be much more natural.

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I know what I like so I’m going with that and I try my best to learn what my partner likes. It’s definitely not ever the spiderman, upside down bullshit with my foot on her head or whatever absolutely bat-shit crazy stuff they do as if it were normal lol

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A number of porn positions are used solely for the purpose of exposing the genitalia to the camera, e.g. like the spiderman. Camera work is the only reason anyone would fuck like that, it’s horribly uncomfortable

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You guys skip the story? You don’t want to know what kind of negotiation did they go through for the AC technician to accept a carnal payment from the hot MILF??? Or how is he going to explain the situation to his boss???

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6 points

Isn’t this the scene with Karl Hungus from “Logjammin’”?

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The story is ludicrous

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OPENING ZA DOOR!

SITTING AT COMPUTER!

GETTING BORED!

WATCHING POR-

Source - Sora the Troll, YouTube

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