She gained some weight but she is not fat at all!

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“Have you tried eating less than a metric fuckton of junk at every meal, ya goddamn ham planet?!”

That’ll work.

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I’d say nothing, it’s a statement. Doesn’t require any response from me.

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You can’t win this one.

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Yup, whatever you say is going to backfire, make sure you got an exit plan :)

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It’s over OP, she has the high ground.

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“Is that what we’re gonna do today, we gonna fight?”

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It’s a trap. There is no good answer. You need to turn around and walk until you pass out. It’s over.

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