She gained some weight but she is not fat at all!
“Have you tried eating less than a metric fuckton of junk at every meal, ya goddamn ham planet?!”
That’ll work.
I’d say nothing, it’s a statement. Doesn’t require any response from me.
You can’t win this one.
“Is that what we’re gonna do today, we gonna fight?”
It’s a trap. There is no good answer. You need to turn around and walk until you pass out. It’s over.