This is a law-respecting tavern.

Take it even farther, not all species get hammered on the same chemicals. “Barkeep, a glass of your finest room-temperature-aged milk, please!”

Deep Alien Nation reference! I love it

A rule book for all the different ‘coming of age’ ceremonies and that the proof of those are.

“Dar’grock the destroyer, soooooo you should have… A…oh! The skull of a foe slain in 1 on 1 combat”

Why you need see Dar’grock’s Foeskull? Dar’grock forget Foeskull today, but look at Dar’grock face, he have full beard so Dar’grock clearly come of age already…

Please, Dar’grock will bring Foeskull next time!

I took a sacred oath, sir! I can’t serve you Mr 40 year old Drow or I become an oathbreaker. Sorry, not sorry.

Meanwhile, "Let’s see… anthropomorphic mosquito… Let me see that ID. You’re 2 hours old? That checks out, here’s your bourbon.

Tbh when your life is that short, you can’t really see the consequences of your actions, so you might as well get wasted 24/7

When your life is that short, you don’t perceive “short” the way humans do anyway

Due to the tragically short life span of the average fruit fly,
College is not really an option.
Caps and gowns don’t come in that size anyway.

It takes five days for them to go from a larva to a pupa. They’re definitely not an adult, and they couldn’t be confused for one.

I know a lot of people homebrew this to be different in their games and that’s fine, but just to clarify to anyone curious, if we’re talking D&D 5e, elves mature at the same rate as humans, and the reason they only consider themselves adults at 100 is purely cultural.

Nah man I’m part human on my fathers side so it’s fine!

You broke your oath with the last sentence.

How does sarcasm break my oath? As a lawful paladin I don’t care if they’re mad about being blocked from doing something illegal.

Now I’m just imagining the ~~vegan~~ paladin police “oh yea”-ing through the tavern wall and giving you paladin oath tickets.

“What do you stealing that healing potion is against my oath? No one caught me!”

so it says here cyborg elvish catboomer
hmm…

I can only offer a dragon’s vegan tonic with 2 Karmotrine or a pearl of shapeshifting water

if you aren’t satisfied with our current selection please come back in 2 cycles, I’ll make sure my successor will be able to better serve you with an expanded menu

Ah yes “optional” karmotrine. Which to me means fill the rest of the drink with it.

lol😂

it’s time to mix drinks and change lives

I feel like it would be the same as countries outside the US: If you can reach over the bar to order, you’re allowed to drink.

So it must really suck to be a gnome or halfling.

Ah, yes, “outside the US”, where there are no laws…

https://vinepair.com/articles/legal-drinking-age-world-map/

Funnily, despite what OP suggests, it’s if anything MORE difficult to get alcohol outside the states, especially for teens.

Everywhere I’ve personally been outside the US either didn’t have or at least didn’t enforce any age for purchasing alcohol.

For reference, those countries were Ireland, Germany, Mexico, France and Canada.

I think all of those have alcohol laws. Personal experience with some of those it is enforced too.

I live in the UK and you still get ID checks for many places. It’s not as lax as you make out, although it definitely depends on the specific establishment you are talking about.

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