93 points

Be scared and horny, gotcha.

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19 points

I generally am.

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46 points

Scaroused

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19 points

I was thinking scorny, yours is better

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9 points

You need to watch Futurama’s “Amazon Women In The Mood.”

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11 points

(To be fair, I think it’s referencing Futurama)

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24 points

Would.

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18 points

BONK

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24 points

Would?

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24 points

I probably wouldn’t but u do u i guess.

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33 points

“would fuck” but English speakers hate- speaking so they shorten everything

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26 points

True, we hate.

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15 points

I don’t get it

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56 points

The tshirt says “monster fucker” so the person is saying “I’d fuck that” to which the biblically accurate angel is saying “ew” in reply to.

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“Ahhh! Ahhhh! My dick’s caught in your wheels upon wheels!”

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