Me when I discover that yet another fantasy race had racist undertones the entire time.

I prefer transmuting goblin to gold. Quite a curious spell, only works on those who mock magic.

I have that picture as a poster that I’ve had for at least 30 years now! Crazy seeing it used as a meme. I gave it to my little brother and he has it on his wall now.

Lead into gold is extremely expensive, even to the point where it outweighs the price of the gold result.

Bah! Wizards! With their eyes weak from reading faded scrolls by candlelight, caring for their precious book so they can even hope to cast a spell, minds rotten by words learned and forgotten only to be learned once more.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to try to open a door without setting the building on fire again.

-A Wild Sorcerer