Bah! Wizards! With their eyes weak from reading faded scrolls by candlelight, caring for their precious book so they can even hope to cast a spell, minds rotten by words learned and forgotten only to be learned once more.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to try to open a door without setting the building on fire again.

-A Wild Sorcerer

I have that picture as a poster that I’ve had for at least 30 years now! Crazy seeing it used as a meme. I gave it to my little brother and he has it on his wall now.

Me when I discover that yet another fantasy race had racist undertones the entire time.

I prefer transmuting goblin to gold. Quite a curious spell, only works on those who mock magic.

Lead into gold is extremely expensive, even to the point where it outweighs the price of the gold result.