“Baby baby, I brought you your toast again.”
Def annoyed her.
I’m single, so I have to settle to annoying everyone else around me by pretending like I’m going to start talking about politics
Works every time
Inappropriate nicknames. Wait for her to do something slightly embarrassing, make a nickname out of it, then strategically use it in awkward situations.
My current frontrunners are “Whisp-a-doody”, “FUPA-diaper”, and “Dumptruck full o’ dead cows”.
That last one isn’t anything she did, but something we both witnessed that really upset her.
You guys are so adorable I love this. Almost makes me wish I had a relationship
Sometimes when she tells me she’s going to do… anything, really, I just say something along the lines of “no”, “out of the question” or “you’re not allowed to do that”. Almost 15 years later, it didn’t get old - for me! - yet. As for her, I think at this point she just tuned out these things hahaha
I do the opposite.
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“I’m thinking to go shop for new winter boots on Saturday”
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“I’ll allow it.”
i like to remind her every time her phone rings that its likely, for her.
“you should get that, i think thats for you” x 17 years
seems like oonly when the kids were young and cell-less. occasionally she would throw it back in my face
