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I want to make a food (maybe chocolate) the exact dimensions of of a lightbulb so I can try this safely. I really think I could take it out.

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Use melted sugar, that’d be more authentic!

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Sugar glass!

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Yeah, couldn’t remember what it’s called. Thanks!

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Isn’t it still sharp though?

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I think the point is that the fear of not being able to get it out easily would lead your jaw muscles to clench up. So somebody would have to basically trick you into thinking that the imitation is real.

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There’s LED bulbs of the exact size and shape but with plastic casings

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But then if it gets stuck you can’t even break it, you’d just have to live like that.

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Open your mouth all the way. Use your fingers to measure it. Do you really think a lightbulb could fit in there?

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Well, given that it could fit in, it could come out the same way. I have a rather large face hole, so I think it could fit. Is the meme meant to be that the lightbulb is too big for most people to even get in?

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6 points

Now you got us all sticking fingers in our mouth

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3 points

You could try and find an apple that’s about the same size?

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Use an ice cream cone. Saves the effort of making some elaborate food thing. And with a cone, you can just bite through it, after the the hard outer, the ice cream is just easy to bite through.

I think the problem comes.up when your jaw locks and its a bastard to move it. I get it occasionally when I’m eating or yawning.

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I hate this so much. This is worse than The Game

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DAMMIT

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4 points

Yw

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53 points

LED bulbs are low risk. I’m gonna do it.

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It was enlightening. Like I got my lips around the base. I pulled it out just fine. Maybe these folks were like deep throating these light bulbs, which honestly I think the porn industry might have influenced these light bulb deep throats.

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I think the led bulbs are smaller and have slightly different shape from the glass bulbs

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Ok real talk here for a minute. If, by any chance, some dufus has put a lightbulb in their month and need help removing it, grab a sturdy cloth towel, pass it into their mouth through the corners and gently wrap the glass part of the lightbulb in the cloth. When you’re done, all corners of the cloth should be hanging outside persons mouth. Their teeth should not touch the glass directly - only through the cloth. This way when the glass breaks, all the pieces will be contained I the cloth for an easy and, if you are careful, harmless removal.

The safest way to crack the bulb once you’ve wrapped it in cloth is to GENTLY tap the bottom jaw - imagine a 4 year-old landing an uppercut. The glass is very thin and cracks easily, - no need for much force.

Of course, better not get into such a situation in the first place. Stay safe, folks!

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That is oddly specific knowledge.

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Healthcare

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Now I’m imagining 4yo boxers and it’s adorable! Thanks for that mental image, genuinely 😂

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You can also like, dislocate your jaw. That works. Would not recommend doing unless you can already dislocate it on command though.

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Note: CFL bulbs contain mercury and so would be worth searching for materials that can contain mercury.

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Come on. Do it, pussy.

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You know it goes in easily.

Given its shape it could also fit in other parts of the body but might be hard to remove.

I suppose if you get it stuck elsewhere you could use a socket to screw into the bulb and extract it

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That’s…not the worst idea I’ve ever heard…

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