54 points

I hate this so much. This is worse than The Game

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DAMMIT

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4 points

Yw

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I don’t understand why this is so tempting. It’s clearly dangerous and even says not to do it.

Anyways, my mouth is ever slightly too small for one to accidentally slip in. But I could probably force it and not have the ability to crunch a plastic LED bulb to get it out.

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4 points

This bulb is my bulb it was made for me!

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It’s tempting because it sounds like complete and utter bullshit and we think we could prove it wrong.

I mean, I’m not going to actually stick a lightbulb in my mouth, but I’m still convinced it’s bullshit.

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Ok real talk here for a minute. If, by any chance, some dufus has put a lightbulb in their month and need help removing it, grab a sturdy cloth towel, pass it into their mouth through the corners and gently wrap the glass part of the lightbulb in the cloth. When you’re done, all corners of the cloth should be hanging outside persons mouth. Their teeth should not touch the glass directly - only through the cloth. This way when the glass breaks, all the pieces will be contained I the cloth for an easy and, if you are careful, harmless removal.

The safest way to crack the bulb once you’ve wrapped it in cloth is to GENTLY tap the bottom jaw - imagine a 4 year-old landing an uppercut. The glass is very thin and cracks easily, - no need for much force.

Of course, better not get into such a situation in the first place. Stay safe, folks!

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Now I’m imagining 4yo boxers and it’s adorable! Thanks for that mental image, genuinely 😂

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You can also like, dislocate your jaw. That works. Would not recommend doing unless you can already dislocate it on command though.

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6 points

Note: CFL bulbs contain mercury and so would be worth searching for materials that can contain mercury.

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21 points

That is oddly specific knowledge.

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10 points

Healthcare

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5 points

Come on. Do it, pussy.

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9 points

You know it goes in easily.

Given its shape it could also fit in other parts of the body but might be hard to remove.

I suppose if you get it stuck elsewhere you could use a socket to screw into the bulb and extract it

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That’s…not the worst idea I’ve ever heard…

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40w Edison’s

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