Taking longer than the lock screen on your phone to do a number two?
lol
btw
4 points
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3 points
Screw shower thoughts, where’s shitter thoughts!?!
2 points
What kind of psychopath pees without their phone?
3 points
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1 point
Best case you have some shampoo bottles you can read the ingredients of. Or for the very sophisticated you have toilet literature in your bathroom.
4 points
Always go back out for it… Always
4 points
