4 points
Orcs aren’t people and I’m not afraid to say it.
15 points
Remember watching Fellowship as a teenager in 2001 (if you’re a millennial) and thinking that Cate Blanchett was probably in her 50s? Yeah she was 31.
12 points
-13 points
And then she made a bunch of Jade eggs for your puss puss and sold them.
11 points
2 points
15 points
24 points
Elves made the sword in the first place…
16 points
137 points
It’s a dagger that was made by elves, Galadriel.
75 points
Please don’t use the E word, thanks. The preferred nomenclature is ‘Firstborn of Iluvatar’. DEFINITELY NOT ‘pointy ears’
31 points