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The pearl industry hates this one trick

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Damnit, I have 228 liters of dirty water…

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Sounds like you need two oysters

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Good thing the 2nd oyster is free if you call now!

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But if I have 2 oysters they’re gonna over clean the water or the second oyster is just gonna be wasted on only 1 liter of water.

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Get 1 1/227 oysters.

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Holy shit you’re a genious!!1

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What do you recommend for a 1000L IBC tank?

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5 oysters.

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6, there be overage

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You can offset that by changing the feeding schedule. Just replenish the tank with gray water every other day instead of daily and you should be fine with only four.

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okay but how do i stop myself from eating the mollusk? thats barely 100 kcal

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Oh, shucks

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Let it filter the water and eat it afterwards.

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Eating the mollusk will enable you to drink the dirty water and have it filtered in your very own guts.

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227? I got 2x 230. They always make it so that it is just too little so you buy another one! Slimy scammers!

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Found George Banks.

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