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Why doesn’t Untitled Goose Game allow me to peck and shit on people? Come on…

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During lockdown a Canada goose had set up on a canal towpath and was hissing at passers by. A woman didn’t want to go past it, so her boyfriend came back and bodily dragged her along to show her the goose was just fronting. It was not.

The goose flew at her and pecked at her hair.

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I thought the geese was holding a gear and I was really confused. On closer inspection they appear to be brass knuckles.

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I wish a human would…

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You got a problem with Canadian gooses you got a problem with me. I suggest you let that marinate.

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Dank Memes

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