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50$ on the duck.

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The duck goes… quack.

The goose goes… honk.

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Ok, then 80$ on the goose.

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Against a normal driver, sure, but that’s a taxi. My money is on the cabbie.

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Cobra chickens are the worst

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Those motherfuckers will break your arms with their wings

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It’s swans that break your arm. Canada geese break your everything.

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British-ass geese

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An alternative thought: he’s opening the passenger door for the Canada goose so they can go beat people up. The driver’s honks were an invitation.

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7 points

Am British, can confirm.

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Grab a goose by the neck, quickly swing your arm up, then flick the wrist while bringing the arm down. Done.

Quickly enrages Canadians in a few kilometers

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