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I would vote for Biden over Trump if Biden came and took a shit on my cat then used my hamster to wipe his ass.

This is a r/brandnewsentence I swear.

You’re an artist.

I’d honestly prefer to wipe my ass with your cat. I don’t think your hamster has enough surface area to really get my butt clean.

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These kinds of people make me feel better about my creative output. Wake me up from a drunken stupor and my jokes will still be better than these megaton reddit bombs

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It’s reassuring that I can post some of the stupidest stuff to this website and still be leagues ahead of redditors

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They’re dumber than they used to be, right?

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covid brainmelt is real

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11 points

Bots

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31 points

Bluemaga alert

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16 points

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24 points

Give that man a cookie for winning the internet!

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27 points

They really narwhaled the mfing bacon

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It’s propaganda. The far left are falling for the 2016 playbook all over again.

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53 points

Certainly someone is stuck in 2016 lol

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44 points

They’re so convinced that they did nothing wrong in 2016 that they could never understand this.

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Nooo it was the ruZZians

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What did the “far left” fall for in 2016? HILLARY WON BY MILLIONS OF VOTES. BUT THE ORANGE MAN BECAME PRESIDENT BECAUSE OF 100 RANDOM POLITICIANS

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Ah yes, the trillion dollar Hamas propaganda apparatus is at it again. The poor US doesn’t hold a candle against it.

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People also seem to forget he’s the president of the USA, not of Israel, and he also doesn’t get to decide unilaterally not deliver aid to Israel Congress has authorized. This is by design, autocrats are bad, for example see: bibi

hahahaha

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AP News? You mean Ansarallah Palestine News? Next time post a reliable news source.

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I love when they immediatly switch from “you have to vote for him because he can stop fascism” to “the president of the US has literally no power to do anything so you can’t expect him to do anything”

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Thus by a continual shifting of rhetorical focus, the president is both A Smol Bean and Our Only Hope

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Trump will literally have more power than the God Emperor if he wins, but Biden is just a smol bean who can’t fix everything

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If that’s the best those bootlickers can come up with then they’re not trying at all

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People in here are really arguing that sure Biden is directly and very actively funding a genocide and moving mountains to make that happen. But Trump would be funding a genocide even harder so vote Biden!!!

What does it fucking take for a lib to realise the system is broken? Because apparently openly and borderline explicitly conspiring to commit genocide is not enough.

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I was permabanned from r/politics just the other day for simply pointing out the obvious fact that if Biden keeps doing what he’s doing there isn’t even going to be anyone left for Trump to genocide if/when he gets back in office.

It’s just a complete denial of reality.

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These are the people calling you authoritarian

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Same mfers that talk about “a vote for 99% hitler is a vote against 100% hitler, so you *need *to for 99% hitler ☝️🤓” will also have the nerve to talk about authoritarianism and democracy

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To them, hypothetical genocide is worse than actual genocide which is why they side with Israel.

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They’re also saying that directing foreign military policy or aid is not something you can just snap your fingers for, but if Trump was in there he’d nuke them by snapping his fingers

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Biden is literally circumventing Congress to send them guns, has ordered UN resolutions calling for ceasefire to be shot down, and has called peace protestors MAGA people

This is the most clear it can get that he is fundamentally barely different from Trump and his attempts at banning people from Muslim countries, but they still won’t accept it because if they did, it would mean they don’t have the moral high ground any longer

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The funny thing is, he’s almost certainly telling Netanyahu to chill out behind closed doors. He just cant force him to do anything.

Correct. People think diplomacy works like a TV show. If they don’t see it on the screen, it isn’t happening. Calling Netanyahu out in public is one of the worst things Biden could do. It would strengthen him with his base at a time when he desperately needs to be out of office. It’s almost like international diplomacy is complicated

International diplomacy is complicated, see despite the entire system being geared towards the eradication of the Palestinian people, it’s actually just Netanyahu that’s the problem. And anyways I had a dream Biden scolded Netanyahu despite actively supporting Israel in every statement (he’s secretly very mad).

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Lol liberals saying other people view the world as a tv show. The US has no problem staging coups and assassinations but when western allies commit genocide, the leaders just need a stern talking to and their hearts will change.

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People think diplomacy works like a TV show. If they don’t see it on the screen, it isn’t happening. Calling Netanyahu out in public is one of the worst things Biden could do. It would strengthen him with his base at a time when he desperately needs to be out of office.

You see people think diplomacy is like what we see on tv, but I know that in reality its actually some people having clandestine meetings with snappy dialogue behind closed doors, where schemes upon schemes are made, and only brought into the public eye at an interesting climax. The only show that has gotten close to showing the truth is The West Wing

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what fucking copium are they huffing that they think brandon is wagging his finger behind the scenes LOLLL

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