No fictional characters. Sorry, Grandpa Joe haters.
64 points
Probably dead, be a much easier fight that way
3 points
36 points
Jesus, just for the bragging rights.
(Many scholars believe him to be a real person, but with a bit overstating and inaccurate literature associated with him)
30 points
BUT if he was real and actually worked as a carpenter, he may be super jacked, even without any magical powers.
8 points
11 points
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2 points
31 points
Trump. I have relevant experience.
10 points
4 points
25 points
Tucker Carlson.
Partially because of his extreme Backpfeifengesicht, but mostly for his Backpfeifenpersonality.
22 points
Rupert Murdoch.
I think he has single-handedly done more to screw our generation and planet than anyone else could or would do.
Plus, I’m reasonably confident I would win, which is a big plus.
7 points
