No fictional characters. Sorry, Grandpa Joe haters.
Peter Brabeck-Letmathe. Water should be a human right. Could you imagine how much shit we could get done if thirst and hunger no longer existed?
Elon Musk, he’s taller but I’m fitter and younger. Winner gets all the money.
Assuming that I’m allowed to kill, and that the person would historically die at the age I fight them:
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Living: Ali Hosseini Khamenei. I believe of all tyrants in the modern world, only his death would be productive, due to the existing societal unrest. Cunts like Putler, Xi and Kim would just get instanly replaced, killing Ali might actually topple or atleast destabilise the regime.
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Dead: Hitler. No comment.
Otherwise:
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Living: Putin. I hate the petite mouthbreather and whooping his Funko Pop-sized ass is going to feel orgasmic. (besides, he’s so old and fragile by now that even if I don’t kill him, he might get brain damage or straight up die from the beating later).
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Dead: Bruce Lee. No point, but it’d be fun as fuck.
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Just fight? Nobody. Fight to death? Probably Putin, Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un or Ali Hosseini Khamenei.
I know I probably won’t win a fight with most adults, so I’d probably go with Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair just so I can easily win.
Though, if it’s him in his prime I’d have to fight, I’d change my answer to just any old random baby that died of SIDS just so I can win and feel good about it.
