Y’All Qaeda is mobilizing
If you thought their surprise attack was a success, wait til you see how it goes when they announce it ahead of time.
This ought to be good.
Specialist:
Sir! 500 lb shitbag on a rascal sighted 3 clicks north!
Officer:
We got a week to plan then. Deploy the strategic cheeseburgers to slow them down.
“strategic cheeseburgers” is a line of cheeseburgers that turn slowly north, like Looney Tunes bird seed or Reese’s in ET.
This is what happens when you call the 1/6 insurrectionists “tourists” and/or give them light sentences. Throw the book at these fuckers each and every time.
I wish some of the Mexican drug cartels would show up there at the same time, and then all the assholes in both countries could just finish each other off and leave the rest of us alone.
Please…the cartels would wipe out meal-team-six in minutes and keep going.
Actual murderers who are trained in violence versus stupid cosplayers.
The stupid cosplayers still have the means to murder unarmed, desperate civilians for the crime of being born on the wrong bit of dirt with the wrong amount of melanin.
That’s why they’re going. We don’t need to politely pretend that the people who kill children for ringing their doorbell or accidentally getting in their car aren’t just looking for any excuse to kill someone with their cool guns.
A retired US Army lieutenant colonel is organizing an armed convoy next week to the Texas border to, he says, hunt down migrants
takes Green Beret courage to hunt down orphans and mothers in dire circumstances i guess… is that the kind of courage they teach at Army Ranger School nowadays…
